Dangender-17

"we're gentle now" is devastating to me. they grew up not knowing much about life, let alone how to deal with it on their own and they only had each other to lean on for everything with the full knowledge that they are both just two little guys let out into the world to explore. trial and error and 15 years later they are gentle. they know how to take care of themselves and especially of each other, and they know where the line is and when not to cross it. they have fully grown into themselves but in the way trees grow together and become one somewhere along the thickest, most important branches; in the way rivers split and crash and come together into one solid stream again; in the way that fucking phan dragon can never be separated by its other siamese half or it will cease to exist

they learned to be gentle with and from and because of each other despite once upon a time not knowing this was even an option

It’s the same photo your honor

i think the reason they see us as roombas now is we suck up any crumb they feed us but it’s nice now bc we’re cleaning for them rather than making messes because we know how the past has been and are so trying to be respectful but end uo even more appreciative rather than feral over any little crumb they share to us. we treasure it bc we know we are so lucky to experience this era. so we suck it up and spin it around excitedly for a while.

I need this

Merch reveal

the girls u see at the pink pony club

🐙I'm still not over how Phil implied that Dan enjoys a silicone tentacle.🐙

Ineffable buddies

My favorite genre of buddy comedy

Nord VPN?????

"Bats have got good eyesight through their noses"

-Phil Lester 2024

Ok so I was rewatching the Phan Twitter 4 video and when I got to the part where Phil mentioned the “jacket stolen from husband” I just couldn’t help but think of this meme because it literally has the same energy 😭😭😭