... you know that post? The one about the fatal flaw of lightsabers?
You ever just... stumble across a post like this at 1 minute past midnight and get fucking slammed in the face by an Idea? Anyway I had 3 hours of sleep and I don't give a fuck, I got my weekly doodle in and boy howdy is it a doodle.
"My boyfriend is whisking me off to the Maldives for three weeks.
No you will not be required to join us. Don't be ridiculous!
Instead, I'm loaning you out to my friends, and I've drawn up a rota detailing who you will be serving, on what day. You do not deviate from this rota, understand?
When I get back, I had better hear good things about you, or we'll be trying out the shock collar again.
Now, kiss my feet goodbye."
“And if you keep complaining, I might just keep you locked indefinitely.”
She’s making sure it’s constantly being used!
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