WAS GIGGLING ALL THROUGHOUT MAKING THIS

new years party decor

fuck it. avatar as calico critters

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Akira bike sliding on a horse

"would siffrin survive danganronpa" "would siffrin survive the infinity train" "would siffrin survive building ikea furniture" he's just a little toy for us to put into situations at this point

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game