If I Were An Omnipotent Force All Pants Would Have Pockets, And They Would Be Ample. (￣︿￣)

fucking that twink in positions we dont even have names for

I wish my room was sexier to take pics in

Egg Hunt

I think to celebrate Easter, I should take a bunch of bunny subs and put vibrating eggs and fluffy tail plugs in them and have them hide in the woods, and then if I find one, I take their egg out, shove them down into the dirt, and breed them like the good breeding bunny they are, and with every bun I find, the eggs get turned up to a higher setting, so by the end, the last bunny is so overstimulated and so deep in heat, that they’ll be crying out and begging for me to take them

Daily reminder that you should be gooning right now💞

Trying to show off my new body oil for Sir but it doesn't show up well on camera 😕

why are u upside down

I snuck into the papal conclave and they were all naked

Tumblr doesn't like these, maybe emojis help

Nathaniel Taplin