Kon: So then ma says "well you're not coming back into this house until you've caught every single one of them pigs"-
Tim: [clutching his coffee-mug and listening intently] without powers?
Kon: Of course! So there I am, covered in mud, and all I want is to eat some pie and go to bed-
Tim: [nodding enthusiastically while Kon continues his story]
Clark: [looks on from a distance]
Jon: [a few seats away] Did I tell you we got a new cow on the farm?
Damian: [with interest] what did you name her?
Jon: We haven't decided yet, Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but pa and I-
Damian: [earnestly interested]
Clark: [side eyes Bruce who's sitting next to him going through reports]
Clark: Hey Bruce?
Bruce: [grunts]
Clark: did I tell you we got a new cow at the farm?
Bruce: [hums noncommitally and continues reading]
Clark: [strained] Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but I think we should call her Susie and Jon-
Bruce: [sighs exasperatedly]
Clark:
Clark: [rips the reports away from Bruce with super speed]
Bruce: What the hell?
Clark: You're such a bad friend!
Bruce: what?
Clark: why am I stuck with you when my children's bat friends are so nice?!
Bruce:
Clark: Look at Tim! He's so nice! Why can't you be like that?!
Bruce: You want me to be like Tim?
Clark: Or Damian!
Bruce: [rubbing his temples] You want me to be like Damian?
Clark: I want you to listen when I talk!
Bruce: you were talking about cows
Clark: that doesn't matter!
Bruce: It matters a little
Clark: Cows are interesting!
Bruce: Cows are the opposite of interesting.
Clark: Well, I'M interesting
Bruce:
Clark: Bruce, tell me I'm interesting.
Bruce: [gets up and starts walking away]
Clark: [shouts after him] Bruce! Tell me I'm interesting!
Bruce: [walks faster]
-a week later-
Wonder Woman: Are Batman and Superman having a fight?
Flash: yeah I think so. I don't know what about though
Martian Mindhunter: I believe Batman insulted Superman's cow
Wonder Woman: I see.
Black Canary: Sometimes I wake up at night and think about the fact that they are two of the most important members of an organization that protects the world from certain annihilation and then I can't go back to sleep
Green Lantern: [feet propped on the table, throwing almonds into the air and trying to catch them in his mouth] yeah it freaks me out too
Black Canary: [glances at Green Lantern] never leave us, Diana.
Johnny: Because this time I’m going to do you 😏
Johnny: Well, I’m about to do something stupid.
Peter: You’re always about to do something stupid, how is this any different?
if i don’t get a ted lord x reader fic rn i will tweak out
me seeing that my fav character barely/doesn’t have any fanfics OR imagines
rouge gets tattoo of playing cards
remy: 😮
dude, it is literally so hard to find good wlw ships & this show is serving them to us on a silver platter
You all love the LGBTQIA + ships in the stranger things fandom until it comes to a sapphic ship like ronance and elmax, just admit you like to fetishes guy x guy relationship (stedddie especially).
You say two men liking one another is realistic in this show and can happen, but two women liking one another or being shipped together is suddenly weird and you just don't understand.
I enjoy steddie and I love ronance, I am not talking about every shipper, but I'm seeing a problem within the community with the treatment of the sapphic ships and even Robin Buckley, the lesbian character who represents a lot of those in the community.
Tell me your a pick me without admitting you are, I'm embarrassed of this fandom sometimes.
😳🥺
This is from All the Fruitless Searches by gleesquid
I like all in that fanfic, but this scene has a special spot in my heart.
Annual Les Amis camping weekend takes an excellent turn.
world ain’t ready…. after all these years it’s still you…. the Best Fanfic of All Time
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enjolras would definitely find out he has a crush on grantaire in the middle of passionate rant. “He always leaves his stinky socks all over the place, it’s SO annoying…and he also does this thing where he keeps losing the caps of all his water bottles…and did I tell you how embarrassing his Italian impression is? oh, and every time he thinks he’s winning an argument he has the stupidest grin…but when he actually does say meaningful and intelligent things he only shrugs it off. Ugh.”
courf and combeferre would look at each other, smirking, until enjolras would stop and realize. then he’d be too proud to admit it until he and grantaire are left bickering after a meeting, and enjolras is like “I kinda wanna kiss you right now.” UGH
can we take a moment 2 talk about how jk rowling jew coded the blacks in hp. i can’t be the only 1 who saw this right??? i mean like w/ their values, the incest, literally all their features, the parelles of blood libel, u know that stuff. i can’t be the only 1 seeing this right???
ok so i saw this 1 comic fanart thing that basically went;
Enjorlas: did u watch CNN last night
Grantaire: is that an anime???
& i remember that while watching John Oliver & just had the brilliant head canon which is;
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