The Horsemen, the Sun, Nine of Swords, and Capricorn, inked.
tHe HaIR!!! unacceptable, there is no way peter is not madly in love w/ him!!! i mean like come on look @ that golden mop
I needed to draw an Unrequited!Spideytorch AU because I've been listening to Heather by Conan Gray for WEEKS
Hi, new DC fan here and there’s so much romantic and sexual tension between Dick and Wally that I was really surprised to find out they aren’t canon. Like really?
i don’t take criticism but i do take tips
so @dotsayers and I have this au called the “enjolras the worst PTA parent ever” au and it’s just…incredible.
basically enjolras gets kicked off his kid’s PTA for starting too many fights with the suburban mums so forms his own renegade group of parents, carers and education-associated-adults called “La Société Mère de l'école d'ABC” (or according to grantaire “the PTA rejects”) feat:
jbm the poly parents who got in a fight with the school because they wouldn’t list all three as okay to pick up their son are the ones who initially bring up the idea of the rogue PTA
combeferre who teaches year two and disagrees with the curriculum but has had all his suggestions for change flat-out rejected
courfeyrac who teaches reception and has a deep hatred for the smarmy PTA mums so joined mostly out of spite (also partially because the cute librarian goes)
jehan who runs the community library that visits the school every week and joined because they got angry complaints from the PTA mums when they put books addressing lgbt+ themes into the library. they also possibly implied the Apology Brownies that they brought to a real PTA meeting for the parents in response were pot brownies (they weren’t, but it caused such a freak out that they got kicked out anyway)
feuilly the exhausted single dad who works like six jobs but also wants to fight for better resources for his kid
bahorel the gym teacher who’s just always down for #drama
éponine who’s always been treated like shit by the other parents because they think she’s a super young single mum. she’s not, gavroche is her brother, but that’s not the fucking point.
marius accidentally came to one of their meetings instead of the “official” PTA and was too embarrassed to quit when he realised and now he and cosette host every meeting
grantaire picks their kid up from school but enjolras is the one who comes to the meetings and does parents evening so everyone thinks enjolras is a single dad and grantaire is the babysitter until they turn up to get the kid together holding hands and they’re like “no?????? we’re married????”
from this post by @oohjoly + @lesfillesenfleur + @gr4ntair3 (am I getting a reputation for drawing text posts? am I actually 100% a-okay with that???)
BONUS SNIPPETS bc I cba to draw the entire scene:
can we take a moment 2 talk about how jk rowling jew coded the blacks in hp. i can’t be the only 1 who saw this right??? i mean like w/ their values, the incest, literally all their features, the parelles of blood libel, u know that stuff. i can’t be the only 1 seeing this right???
peter has naturally curly hair. it’s literally the only thing on his person that he actually makes an effort to take care of. his mask is lined w/ satin so that way his hair doesn’t tangle, & he has tons of curly hair products. as well as a hair diffuser. when johnny spent his 1st time over @ peter’s he was literally so confused as to y there was so much god damned hair product everywhere!!! he hadn’t rlly ever thought much about how much maintenance goes into pete’s curls, but now he knows ig.
Kon: So then ma says "well you're not coming back into this house until you've caught every single one of them pigs"-
Tim: [clutching his coffee-mug and listening intently] without powers?
Kon: Of course! So there I am, covered in mud, and all I want is to eat some pie and go to bed-
Tim: [nodding enthusiastically while Kon continues his story]
Clark: [looks on from a distance]
Jon: [a few seats away] Did I tell you we got a new cow on the farm?
Damian: [with interest] what did you name her?
Jon: We haven't decided yet, Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but pa and I-
Damian: [earnestly interested]
Clark: [side eyes Bruce who's sitting next to him going through reports]
Clark: Hey Bruce?
Bruce: [grunts]
Clark: did I tell you we got a new cow at the farm?
Bruce: [hums noncommitally and continues reading]
Clark: [strained] Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but I think we should call her Susie and Jon-
Bruce: [sighs exasperatedly]
Clark:
Clark: [rips the reports away from Bruce with super speed]
Bruce: What the hell?
Clark: You're such a bad friend!
Bruce: what?
Clark: why am I stuck with you when my children's bat friends are so nice?!
Bruce:
Clark: Look at Tim! He's so nice! Why can't you be like that?!
Bruce: You want me to be like Tim?
Clark: Or Damian!
Bruce: [rubbing his temples] You want me to be like Damian?
Clark: I want you to listen when I talk!
Bruce: you were talking about cows
Clark: that doesn't matter!
Bruce: It matters a little
Clark: Cows are interesting!
Bruce: Cows are the opposite of interesting.
Clark: Well, I'M interesting
Bruce:
Clark: Bruce, tell me I'm interesting.
Bruce: [gets up and starts walking away]
Clark: [shouts after him] Bruce! Tell me I'm interesting!
Bruce: [walks faster]
-a week later-
Wonder Woman: Are Batman and Superman having a fight?
Flash: yeah I think so. I don't know what about though
Martian Mindhunter: I believe Batman insulted Superman's cow
Wonder Woman: I see.
Black Canary: Sometimes I wake up at night and think about the fact that they are two of the most important members of an organization that protects the world from certain annihilation and then I can't go back to sleep
Green Lantern: [feet propped on the table, throwing almonds into the air and trying to catch them in his mouth] yeah it freaks me out too
Black Canary: [glances at Green Lantern] never leave us, Diana.
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