Honey, That Is Not What I Would’ve Been Worried About

Yennefer, to Geralt: You need to compliment Jaskier more often.

Yennefer: I never stop showering him with all sorts of compliments.

Jaskier, staring at Geralt: That's right. She never fails to tell me how amazingly soft my hair looks or how pretty I'd look with a collar and a leash on.

although, let’s be honest, all of us use ao3

enjorlas w/ nice pristine red doc martens

grantaire w/ worn in, scruffed up, black doc martens

u’re not the only 1

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only who thinks Enjolras should be top and Grantaire should be bottom……

this gives me way more serotonin than it should...

Sweetie, come stai? I present you:

Enj with Bella Hadid's Cannes 2016 dress.

Just search it up. The color, the fit, everything.

R faints before being able to say anything.

Grantaire's so busy trying to recover from his brutal coughing - he chocked on his own spit, poor darling- that he doesn't notice Enjolras's smirk.

Eponine does though, and subtly gives him a thumb up while violently patting Grantaire's back with her other hand, everything under Marius's worried gaze.

"I think you're not helping him, 'Ponine", he says. But Grantaire has stopped coughing and he's upright again. He's as red as Enjolras's dress and almost chockes again when he looks at him, eyes glazed with tears. He turns on his heels and steals Marius's glass, "get yourself another one, I need to be drunk and away from here".

Enjoltaire Head Canons

-grantaire is a comedian. he loves his job. however with being a comedian you kind of forget how to function with normal people, so for example saying things at mildly inappropriate times, & constantly saying dirty things at the “wrong time.” Not to mention offending A LOT of people. Enjolras likes to sit on his high horse & act like he’s love all of that (he’s not,) sometimes he giggles or just smirks & to r it makes it all worth it.

-R’s main news source is John Oliver & SNL’s weekend update (& Enjolras’ twitter feed.)

-Sometimes they’ll watch Comedy Specials together (E’s favorite is George Carlin.)

Combeferre: That's it! You're grounded! *Points to Enjolras* No revolution for you. *Points to Courfeyrac* No glitter for you. *Points to Bahorel* No fighting for you. *points to Jehan* No poetry for you. *Points to Feuilly* No fans for you. *Points at Grantaire* No alcohol for you.

Enjolras: I already took away his alcohol.

Combeferre: Then... *Looks at Grantaire* What else do you love?

Grantaire: Enjolras

Enjolras: What?

Grantaire: WHAT

The Horsemen, the Sun, Nine of Swords, and Capricorn, inked.

"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with