Zuckles: Your Secret Is Safe With Me. Largely Because I Don’t Care, And I’ll Probably Forget.

when you make a great pun but your friends are tired of your shit

MY LLAMA

Do you ever look up from your fanfic and think “what the hell am I doing with my life” and then just go back to reading

The Guys According To My Dad

Vanoss : Canadian Asian.

Delirious : Probably a murderer with a weirdly awesome laugh.

Moo : Seems too innocent for friends like these.

Terroriser : Irish try hard.

Lui : One that sounds like a child but is not, in fact, a child.

Nogla : Angry Irish man who isn't as much a try hard as the other angry Irish man.

Ohmwrecker : The unknown bunny.

CaRtOoNz : Southern devil.

SMii7Y : Not Asian Canadian.

Mini : High pitched when angry one. Also you said he's not small? Not mini Mini.

Wildcat : Angry pig.

PSA

clothes have no gender!!!!!

you can wear clothes and still be your gender!!!!!!

are u masc-alligned and wanna wear leggings??? do it!!!!! you’re gonna look great!!!

are u fem-alligned and wanna wear a suit???? do it!!!! you’re gonna look wonderful!!!!

are u somewhere outside of that spectrum and wanna wear a combination of “boy” and “girl” clothes????? do it!!!! break those gender roles!!!!!!!

your body is your body and you can decorate it however you want!!!!!! nobody can stop you!!!!!!

me: im not gonna let anyone know how im feeling me, three seconds later: hey guys im sad and want your attention

Oh, Nogla… 

[ x ]

*Bad guys pull up to Wildcat*

Bad guy: If you care about your friend, you’ll get in the car.

Wildcat: Which friend

Bad guy: Delirious

Wildcat: *Keeps walking*

Kryoz: Why do I feel terrible?

Smii7y: Maybe because coffee is not a meal? Eat a vegetable. Sleep.

Kryoz: Guess we'll never know.

Smii7y: Oh my god.

I have like 7 different laughs and they’re all ugly