It's Literally 3 Am And I Did Not Process Anything, I'm Gonna Re-read This Tomorrow

It's literally 3 am and I did not process anything, I'm gonna re-read this tomorrow

Cynophobia!

(Dog phobia) (G/N reader)

Cynophobia!

Characters: Kaeya, Gorou, Chongyun, Childe, Kazuha, Baal

Cynophobia!

A/N : not proofread, as usual. ANYWAYS, I hope you enjoy. If theres any characters you'd like to see in particular, please lmk!

Warnings: well, the title just about says it

(psst, requests are opened)

Cynophobia!

Scenario:

A dog WAS playfully CHASING YOU! Your worst nightmare, a reality!

Kaeya:

After a few attempts, Kaeya would successfully divert the dog's attention with the skewer he bought from Good Hunters.

He'd insist you come over to where the dog was happily munching on the chunks of chicken Kaeya gave it.

After much hesitation, you'd give in, and Kaeya went on to ask if you wanted to try to feed the dog.

"no."

Was Kaeya simply going to let you get away with "no" for an answer?

No!

He kept on insisting until you gave in, and when you did, your trembling hands actually managed to feed the do-

"BARK!"

Off you went around Mondstadt, again! Kaeya tried to grab your hand before you took off, but jokes on him! You were too fast.

Ahah... By the end of the day, you were exhausted.

Gorou:

"Hey! Stop chasing them!" Gorou shouted to that bastardly mutt hot on your trail.

The dog didn't even bother to turn its head to look at Gorou as it responded(?), "BÁRKK, BÄRRK. BARKK BÀRK! woœf BÂRK!"

Gorou sighed, "Denied. I'll say this once, stop before I have to step in."

"WÖOF ÅRf BBARK!!"

"No exceptions." he sharply stated, causing dog whined and finally, it stopped chasing you.

Praise Gorou!!!! After you catch your breath.

"Haah, thank goodness for you, Gorou!"

Gorou came unto your side and smiled in acknowledgment, "They shouldn't bother you again."

Chongyun:

Chongyun tried to heroically shoo the dog away from you, but instead, the dog turned around and began chasing him.

You unintentionally found yourself staring at the scene, pretty clueless on what to do. You would've tried finding the owner of the dog, but the dog looked like a stray, sooo. "

"CHONGYUN! UHH, WHAT SHOULD I DO?" "

GET X-XI-ANGLING!" "

OKAY!"

You ran as quickly as you could over the Wumin Restaurant and got Xiangling to properly shoo off the dog.

After that whole ordeal was over; (Chongyun would never fully recover from that incredibly embarrassing situation) you treated Chongyun out to a popsicle date, to show your appreciation to him!

Childe:

A dog began chasing you, but Childe wasn't worried. Not in the slightest. In fact, he looked like he was enjoying himself!

He'd yell out things with a smile like, "Hurry, the dog's catching up to you!"

It wasn't like Childe thought you were in actual danger, though. He easily saw that the dog's intent was playful; otherwise, he would've already sniped the dog.

"A-AJAX! GET THIS D-DOG AWAY FROM ME. PLEASE!"

After that, he'd tell you to run over to him, and when you did, you, without thinking, jumped onto him.

He briefly stumbled as you clutched onto him tightly. He, trying half-heartedly soothe you...

He'd try to get you down, but you begged him not to! Which, he gave into. He liked carrying you, so that's what he did until the dog stopped following you.

Kazuha:

Kazuha, with flawless timing, picked up the dog by its back and passively-aggressively stared at it.

The poor dog whined until Kazuha finally dropped the dog. The second he did, the dog scurried away.

"There, that's dealt with." Kazuha said, looking you in the eye, "Shall we continue what we were doing now?"

Baal:

She electrocutes the dog

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cynophobia!

(PSST, REBLOG ='s MY LITERAL HEART)

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