Mc being so busy commanding the seven brothers that they forget that they can be commanded too.
Satan and Lucifer fight? You resolve it. Beel getting too hungry and destroying the castle? You resolve it. Mammon and Levi arguing over owed money? You resolve it. You run a tight ship and you’re the boss over those demons in every little way imaginable. Every demon and angel you have met has bowed to your command and let you have control and be the peacemaker.
So when you get too stressed and begin to yell, all seven brothers looking at you in astonishment, nobody knows what to do. Except for the one person you cannot tame.
You feel a hand grip the back of your neck. It’s strong but gentle and you feel your breath hitch in your throat. The person behind you leans in and demands… “Behave”
And suddenly you’re quiet. Docile. Solomons voice calming your mind without a single spell. He smiles at the group as you close your eyes from the embarrassment.
"We’ll be seeing you later, you can resolve this amongst yourselves. Me and MC have some business to attend to at Coctyus Hall…”
chief requirement to become a madrigal husband: chug a gallon of LOVE MY WIFE juice with every square meal
[ID: a series of drawings of various characters from encanto recreating the meme of will smith presenting his wife. each one is done in vibrant colours against a rectangular backdrop of solid colour, white hearts swarming enthusiastically over the characters’ heads. one: agustin, smiling widely, presents julieta, who swats at him as she leans away, one hand cupping her cheek and the edge of a bashful grin. the background is warm, bright yellow. two: felix, grinning, presents pepa, who throws her head back in laughter, one hand on her hip and the other over her heart, a rainbow arcing behind her. the background is vivid red. three: mariano, sappily smiling, presents dolores, who returns his adoring gaze, leaning closer to him with both hands clasped to her chest. the background is an intense blue. end ID.]
bonus: chief requirement to be a madrigal grandkid: want to be included in everything
[ID: grayscale drawings of the remaining madrigal grandchildren and an additional bruno recreating the meme themselves. one: isabela and mirabel enthusiastically present a flustered but appreciative luisa, who reaches up to touch the flower crown isabela has grown on her head. two: camilo (in the form of nightmare bruno) and antonio present a bewildered and alarmed bruno, who glances between the two of them, hands raised in surrender. antonio actually holds up a rat who strikes the will smith pose for him. three: camilo stands before the portrait of abuelo pedro, pointing at it with his thumb and saying: “do you think i should—” only to be cut off by another speech bubble which says, in all caps: “no, camilo.” end ID.]
japanese dub with eng sub
(here are the english)
Season One:
Episode One - Isagi Yoichi's dream.
Episode Two - Blue Lock maze.
Episode Three - A day in Blue Lock.
Episode Four - Trade with me.
Episode Five - Blue Lock supplies.
Episode Six - We are best of breakfast!
Episode Seven - Princess Chigiri.
Episode Eight - Wife material Reo.
Episode Nine - Impersonation Championship Part One.
Episode Ten - Impersonation Championship Part Two.
Episode Eleven - Janken!
Episode Twelve - His bro speaks!
Episode Thirteen - Top Three team up.
Episode Fourteen - The Three Idiots . . . and Rin.
Episode Fifteen - Reo, a maiden in love?
Episode Sixteen - Maid Café King Barou.
Episode Seventeen - Raichi, Gagamaru and Wanima-oni.
Episode Eighteen - Teieri Anri's Blue Lock journal.
Episode Nineteen - The team of late starters.
Episode Twenty - Nagi's school life.
Episode Twenty One - Another team of three.
Episode Twenty Two - Oshaaaa.
Episode Twenty Three - Bad chemical reaction.
Season Two:
Episode One - The Top Six' rooms.
Episode Two - Parallel world.
Episode Three - Ninpo!
Episode Four - You remind me of . . .
Episode Five - Osha trio.
Episode Six - Mosquito Sae.
Episode Seven - Reo's multiple personalities.
Episode Eight - Bon.
Episode Nine - Itoshi Brothers.
Episode Ten- Isagi Iyo and Bachira Yu.
Episode Eleven - Bag inspection.
Episode Twelve - Barou Barou Kyun
Episode Thirteen - SHIRTLESS AIKU APPEARS
I love that after watching Turning Red I can see exactly why incels and dudebros hate it so much because absolutely everything about it is such an unapologetically female and poc, specifically asian, experience that doesn't hold back
There was no sexualizing asians, unapologetic young female feelings and realities of growing up. Silly girls being girls. Hilarious loud and wild. Everything men would hate lol
It's literally 3 am and I did not process anything, I'm gonna re-read this tomorrow
(Dog phobia) (G/N reader)
A/N : not proofread, as usual. ANYWAYS, I hope you enjoy. If theres any characters you'd like to see in particular, please lmk!
Warnings: well, the title just about says it
(psst, requests are opened)
Scenario:
A dog WAS playfully CHASING YOU! Your worst nightmare, a reality!
Kaeya:
After a few attempts, Kaeya would successfully divert the dog's attention with the skewer he bought from Good Hunters.
He'd insist you come over to where the dog was happily munching on the chunks of chicken Kaeya gave it.
After much hesitation, you'd give in, and Kaeya went on to ask if you wanted to try to feed the dog.
"no."
Was Kaeya simply going to let you get away with "no" for an answer?
No!
He kept on insisting until you gave in, and when you did, your trembling hands actually managed to feed the do-
"BARK!"
Off you went around Mondstadt, again! Kaeya tried to grab your hand before you took off, but jokes on him! You were too fast.
Ahah... By the end of the day, you were exhausted.
Gorou:
"Hey! Stop chasing them!" Gorou shouted to that bastardly mutt hot on your trail.
The dog didn't even bother to turn its head to look at Gorou as it responded(?), "BÁRKK, BÄRRK. BARKK BÀRK! woœf BÂRK!"
Gorou sighed, "Denied. I'll say this once, stop before I have to step in."
"WÖOF ÅRf BBARK!!"
"No exceptions." he sharply stated, causing dog whined and finally, it stopped chasing you.
Praise Gorou!!!! After you catch your breath.
"Haah, thank goodness for you, Gorou!"
Gorou came unto your side and smiled in acknowledgment, "They shouldn't bother you again."
Chongyun:
Chongyun tried to heroically shoo the dog away from you, but instead, the dog turned around and began chasing him.
You unintentionally found yourself staring at the scene, pretty clueless on what to do. You would've tried finding the owner of the dog, but the dog looked like a stray, sooo. "
"CHONGYUN! UHH, WHAT SHOULD I DO?" "
GET X-XI-ANGLING!" "
OKAY!"
You ran as quickly as you could over the Wumin Restaurant and got Xiangling to properly shoo off the dog.
After that whole ordeal was over; (Chongyun would never fully recover from that incredibly embarrassing situation) you treated Chongyun out to a popsicle date, to show your appreciation to him!
Childe:
A dog began chasing you, but Childe wasn't worried. Not in the slightest. In fact, he looked like he was enjoying himself!
He'd yell out things with a smile like, "Hurry, the dog's catching up to you!"
It wasn't like Childe thought you were in actual danger, though. He easily saw that the dog's intent was playful; otherwise, he would've already sniped the dog.
"A-AJAX! GET THIS D-DOG AWAY FROM ME. PLEASE!"
After that, he'd tell you to run over to him, and when you did, you, without thinking, jumped onto him.
He briefly stumbled as you clutched onto him tightly. He, trying half-heartedly soothe you...
He'd try to get you down, but you begged him not to! Which, he gave into. He liked carrying you, so that's what he did until the dog stopped following you.
Kazuha:
Kazuha, with flawless timing, picked up the dog by its back and passively-aggressively stared at it.
The poor dog whined until Kazuha finally dropped the dog. The second he did, the dog scurried away.
"There, that's dealt with." Kazuha said, looking you in the eye, "Shall we continue what we were doing now?"
Baal:
She electrocutes the dog
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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LOID FORGER in SPY X FAMILY (2022-) 1.04 | “名門校面接試験” • the school’s interview dir. Kento Matsui
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