School just whipped up a classic! Eating (?) tonight! Cardiovascular disease!
Ooh ok then!
What’s your opinion on the major economy crisis of 2007-2009?
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
I got Jesus.
Ah yes. I’m so glad my favorite snack finally has a healthier option.
Uh me and my brother were watching the dark crystal yesterday with my dad and he hated it when we talked over it so I used the notes app and forgot about it, this is what I woke up to:
I belive this was from the part where the sword in stone guys were bullying deet.
𝓗𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮...
Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...
Someone challenges me to a wizard duel and instead of fighting them I just keep saying “dodges” to everything he does
No… it can’t be…
New year new me. And I’m gman now. But they don’t know that.
@absolutelyzoned @clownface-dot-net
Me. Me. Me Fr.
You get me. You understand.
I’ve decided. My Pronouns are whatever the opposite of my presentation is. If you’re not sure you have to guess and if you guess wrong I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap. if you get scared and default to they/them I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
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