It Means That You Are So Unbelievably Hot That If I Looked Like You, I Would Wanna Hook Up With Myself

Sometimes when im sad i like to dress up in a cool aesthetic outfit and chainsmoke listening to 70/80/90s rock music while i stare at a wall and pretend im sirius black, and if you havent tried that, i sugest you do.

Bet

support trans people.

Was it casual when "was i scary?" "No, you were beautiful"

I love being in the marauders fandom don’t get me wrong, but why do you guys make me cry every day??

I still wanna do it tbh, i just havent got the time with work and all, but I'll write it!

So, if i hypothetically were to write a jegulus au fanfic (with wolfstar and dorlene background obviously) where Regulus goes to the cemetery every afternoon/night to be alone and one day, he sees a spirit (James), they start talking and Regulus grows fond of him because even if hes dead, hes one of the only friends he has, would y'all read it?

I just printed this to put on my door, do the same and we will be samesies (ik i dont even know you but still)

reblog with random things i should put pictures of on my bedroom wall (that my parents can see)

Thanks for tagging me!! <3

1. A cat so I could play with my baby in cat form, imagine being able to play with ur cat as a cat yourself? Pretty cool

2. Usually I go for the same pair of jeans, my bowie shirt and a cap 🧢 (I dress like a middle age divorced dad)

3. Maybe a vampire but idk, when I was a kid I wanted to be a mermaid but im terrified of the water, so it wouldn't really work

4. I dont have one I think, I actually have been struggling with finding my style again while being a broke trans guy with no way to buy new things ksjdkjsjwjs

5. I dont really drink milk ig

6. Cereal, but I dont really eat Cereal either lol

7. Ik this is overused and everyone says that but syringe with air in between their toes, the air will go up to their heart through their vains and it'll give them a heart attack if done correctly

Tags: @hauntedlacrimosa @forensic-b1tch-aiden @my-castles-crumbling @daddysclownboy

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

big fan of being cared about

NO BC AFTER I READ "no one ever thinks to look up until there's a sound" MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME

Evan. Evan no. EVAN. SARCASTIC TREE BOY. NO.