I Still Wanna Do It Tbh, I Just Havent Got The Time With Work And All, But I'll Write It!

HEAVY on brazilian james btw

I kinda wanna do this now

reminder that these are my hcs and I’m not saying that you have to agree

french black brothers, french-greek rosier twins, ugandan-english mary, brazilian-english james, irish lily and peter, welsh-jewish remus, australian marlene, south sudanese dorcas, italian-russian barty, czech sybill, columbian-english benji, filipino-australian emmeline, norweigian xenophilius, greek-english alice, scottish frank, ukrainian severus, irish dolores, kiwi-english gilderoy

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*sirius, working as a cashier*

Sirius: GOD i hate working

Sirius: do you guys know how hard it is to be kind even when im dealing with an asshole?

Sirius: plus, I ALWAYS SOUND SO MATURE

Sirius: "Good morning sir! Your total will be 14,50$"

Sirius: I AM NOT A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, IM A IRRESPONSIBLE WEIRD TEENAGER THAT SMOKES AND LIKES TO CLIMB TREES FOR FUN!!!

James: dont worry, pads

James: it'll only get worse

Sirius: *silent screaming and planning murder*

I'm never reading an mcd fic again.

Applying random stuff me or people around me said in marauders quotes²

*after a whole day in hogsmead*

Sirius: how much of an asshole would i be if i spent my mother's money on cigarettes rn

James: use the money to eat something dude, nicotine is not food

Sirius: yea but sometimes, one flavoured cigarette can be dinner

James: no it cant

Remus: ur right

James: thank you!

Remus: for it to be a proper dinner, it would have to be the whole pack

James: guys nO-

Sorry Barty HAHAHAHSHAHSGHAHS he is literally you, im sure he would cuss SO MUCH if descendants wasnt a kids movie

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Same here, just send asks

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr. Put an assumption in my ask. I'm not gonna be mean, I'm very interested.

Also bored.

Thank you @justsomeinsanehuman and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them

Being in the marauders fandom is so crazy to me bc i wanna talk about it but i cant do that whenever i want.

Like one of those "say a quote from your fav character and ill guess who It is" except i cant actually do that bc i would have to comment something like "you're hesitating, love"

hey man i was digging through your closet and found a picture of the kid you used to be. yeah the one who loved others like it was the air they breathed. do you miss them? do you want the evidence to show others of the person you used to be? to prove you werent always like this?

Best way to describe it tbh, thanks Lilly

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?