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*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*sirius, working as a cashier*

Sirius: GOD i hate working

Sirius: do you guys know how hard it is to be kind even when im dealing with an asshole?

Sirius: plus, I ALWAYS SOUND SO MATURE

Sirius: "Good morning sir! Your total will be 14,50$"

Sirius: I AM NOT A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, IM A IRRESPONSIBLE WEIRD TEENAGER THAT SMOKES AND LIKES TO CLIMB TREES FOR FUN!!!

James: dont worry, pads

James: it'll only get worse

Sirius: *silent screaming and planning murder*

YES!! YES YES YWS THEY ARE SO BARTY AND DORCAS IM GONNA DIE

@xxcassiexx we’re so famous the Pinterest people are making posts about us

Ok but this is probably how they all felt in the summer of '77, they were all very unsure of their futures and scared of what war was going to do to all of them, they were terrified but in that summer, they werent. That moment infront of the fire, that bowie song playing in the background, that moment was a point in time where they felt like they would live forever and be together until the very end.

In the summer of 1977, they were infinite.

Are you guys okay???? Damn dude

I'm immune to "you got dropped on your head as a kid" jokes because I dropped myself on my head as a kid.

I had to go to hospital but that's not central to the story.

If it helps, i also love him

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

I thought i was gonna be single forever bc no one would be able to match my freak

Now my boyfriend kisses my hand every single day because i explained what that means in crimson rivers.

NEVER LOSE HOPE

*after james's bday party at the common room*

Remus: now that im sober the memories of everything i said and did yesterday are coming and im actually very embarassed

Remus: sorry guys

Sirius: relax moony, it be like that sometimes, now you just have to say "I'll never drink again", get even more waisted at the next party and repeat it every weekend

Be proud, dude, i wish i was more like you tbh

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?