Best way to describe it tbh, thanks Lilly
Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?
Is it even humanly possible to get 1.billion notes?
Errrrm
Could I have some help to find out maybe?~
Pls
@stormingchaos12 @mrchaosman @moonmoth-art @clowny-rolls @fandomhasrottedme @lobotomize-d @100percentevil @sillyjesters
@anyoneelsewhogonnahelpmethx
Like, spam the comment area, reblog, etc, do whatever but let's try to make it to one billion 🎱 for no reason
Coming from you? Not at all
Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?
James: im worried about you
Sirius: relax Prongs, im invincible
Sirius: there's not a thing in this world that i cant overcome with my sense of humor and an absurd amount of drama
James:
James: ok, fair
*sirius, working as a cashier*
Sirius: GOD i hate working
Sirius: do you guys know how hard it is to be kind even when im dealing with an asshole?
Sirius: plus, I ALWAYS SOUND SO MATURE
Sirius: "Good morning sir! Your total will be 14,50$"
Sirius: I AM NOT A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, IM A IRRESPONSIBLE WEIRD TEENAGER THAT SMOKES AND LIKES TO CLIMB TREES FOR FUN!!!
James: dont worry, pads
James: it'll only get worse
Sirius: *silent screaming and planning murder*
DUDE HAHSHAHSHSHHSHSHAHS UR SO REAL FOR THAT ISTG
Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?
Ok but this is probably how they all felt in the summer of '77, they were all very unsure of their futures and scared of what war was going to do to all of them, they were terrified but in that summer, they werent. That moment infront of the fire, that bowie song playing in the background, that moment was a point in time where they felt like they would live forever and be together until the very end.
In the summer of 1977, they were infinite.
I KNOE BABE IM SORRY, I JUST LIKE SHARING ANGST SO I DONT SUFFER ALONE
Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.
I thought i was gonna be single forever bc no one would be able to match my freak
Now my boyfriend kisses my hand every single day because i explained what that means in crimson rivers.
NEVER LOSE HOPE
Thank you @justsomeinsanehuman and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!
*at the ministry of magic*
Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!
Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices
Sirius: right, of course. I know
Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches
Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--
Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?
Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them
hey man i was digging through your closet and found a picture of the kid you used to be. yeah the one who loved others like it was the air they breathed. do you miss them? do you want the evidence to show others of the person you used to be? to prove you werent always like this?
he/him || 18yo || transexual king || Sirius kinnie (yes i am a short, bisexual angry man) ⭐ i am the David Bowie's lost son
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