DUDE HAHSHAHSHSHHSHSHAHS UR SO REAL FOR THAT ISTG

*after james's bday party at the common room*

Remus: now that im sober the memories of everything i said and did yesterday are coming and im actually very embarassed

Remus: sorry guys

Sirius: relax moony, it be like that sometimes, now you just have to say "I'll never drink again", get even more waisted at the next party and repeat it every weekend

James: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

Im literally thinking abt eating pasta rn and this appears on my timeline, god i love it when tumblr just reads my mind randomly

(Im very grateful about pasta too)

I'm honestly so grateful that humans invented pasta

Best way to describe it tbh, thanks Lilly

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Amen buddy, fuck you Jk Rowling

Join me on my daily fuck you to JK Rowiling 🖕🖕🖕

It means that you are so unbelievably hot that if i looked like you, i would wanna hook up with myself

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*sirius, working as a cashier*

Sirius: GOD i hate working

Sirius: do you guys know how hard it is to be kind even when im dealing with an asshole?

Sirius: plus, I ALWAYS SOUND SO MATURE

Sirius: "Good morning sir! Your total will be 14,50$"

Sirius: I AM NOT A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, IM A IRRESPONSIBLE WEIRD TEENAGER THAT SMOKES AND LIKES TO CLIMB TREES FOR FUN!!!

James: dont worry, pads

James: it'll only get worse

Sirius: *silent screaming and planning murder*

As a Brazilian person who lives in Brazil I felt like it was my duty to put this on my wall, now I just need the green and red window shutters (I desperately need a job and a life)

So, if i hypothetically were to write a jegulus au fanfic (with wolfstar and dorlene background obviously) where Regulus goes to the cemetery every afternoon/night to be alone and one day, he sees a spirit (James), they start talking and Regulus grows fond of him because even if hes dead, hes one of the only friends he has, would y'all read it?

Sorry Barty HAHAHAHSHAHSGHAHS he is literally you, im sure he would cuss SO MUCH if descendants wasnt a kids movie

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?