This Opening Completely Altered My Brain Chemistry As A Kid And I've Never Been The Same Since.

What is bro cooking

why are these mint oreos so fucking strong

elon fix your fucking website i just want to login

You, a human, have to fight a PMD character. No prep time. No weapons. Spin this wheel to see who you're up against

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

No submitted propaganda for the Monado

Submitted propaganda for Yaldabaoth

It’s the strongest mechon ever built

#ELMASWEEP LETS GO

Round 2

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

Hey Discord’s about to fuck things up

Short version is that they’re changing how usernames work, most notably by getting rid of the discriminator (the #1234 or whatever at the end of your username). Here’s the full thing.

https://discord.com/blog/usernames

Yeah this fucking sucks. Spread the word, if we’re lucky we can bully them out of doing this.