I Need More Neil Josten With A Man Bun

no bc crimson rivers is my roman empire.

it’s been like 7 months since i finished it for the first time and i KID YOU NOT i think about it everyday.

stays living rent free in my head

one part of me says that the digital ‘vault’ that would of contained the 10th games was destroyed in the second revolution, if it had even survived that long(who knows what lengths coriolanus would’ve gone to to destroy evidence of lucy gray)

but a small part of me likes to believe that it somehow survived, and one day, beetee (because i say he returned to 3 and got back into coding/hacking and worked heavily in pulling apart any stuff left behind from the capitol) finally, finally, breaks through this particularly hard bit that’s just been bothering him since he found it because what is it why is it so protected and WHAT DOES HE FIND???

YOU CANT TAKE MY PAAAAASSSST

Some of you guys need to see and understand this

so you’re telling me

that for the rest of my whole life, i have to work 4-6 days a week?? every week?? all the time??

this can’t be right

teen idol is so renee walker coded i won’t take any criticism.

how did sally call Poseidon by dropping a match into a milkshake?

am i dumb?am i not supposed to get it? is it a magic ‘god’ thing? what’s happening pls help me

I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly

why are little dogs so much scarier than big dogs??

the mini dachshund i’m watching is 10x more anxiety inducing than the rottweiler/pit bull mix

HE DOESNT EVEN REACH MY KNEE AND HE HAS KICKED ME OFF THE COUCH 3 TIMES

i have no inherent issues with being a girl, however, given the choice i would 100% be a boy instead.

my personal theory is that lucy gray died in the woods. snow shot her, and she bled out among the flowers and snakes she loved. the covey found her wagon, they put together that she was leaving to go North, and they decided that, as their own goodbye to Lucy, they’d go to the lake for a picnic. They found her there, not Maude, but one of the older kids. they said their goodbyes and they buried her right next to the lake bed, a few meters away from the katniss.

the covey swore they’d never speak of what became of lucy gray. she was one of them, and her story didn’t belong to anyone else. but they never forgot her, or her music.