I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly
no because i’m not gonna be able to stop thinking about this
Episode 2: "Annabeth would push me down a flight of stairs to make sure the quest continued"
Episode 4: "Annabeth is pushing me down a flight of stairs to make sure the quest continues? But what if I pulled out my UNO reverse card?"
i can’t deny my truth anymore , it is the year of our lord 2024 and sirius black would be a vape god. i just know it. he’d have a refillable box mode with a touchscreen, and it’d have like one of those phone keychains and stickers. and it’d be like cherry bubblegum flavored juice and he’d make remus help him fill it up. you know im right , stop lying to yourselves
Somewhere out there, there's an alternate universe where Percy, someone fairly suseptible to the mist, brings home his good friend Tyson to hang out after school and Sally, a very clear sighted mortal, is staring at Tyson like 💧👁️👄👁️
Some of you guys need to see and understand this
i really wish they kept the ‘Your sword will fail you when you need it most’ line from ares to percy
edit on this cause i just remembered his sword DOES fail him and it’s when he’s trying to fight thorn in ttc right before annabeth falls THATS when he needed it most to save her
okay i LOVE rachel elizabeth dare, okay i am her number 1 fan that girl is EVERYTHING to me
i do however dislike the rachel/percy romance
is that just me?
like, i see where rick WANTED it to go, i just feel like they didn’t really have any like chemistry?
EPISODE 6!!!!!!!!!!!
-THEY ARE FEEDING US SEAWEED BRAINS NOW
-leah’s attitude for annabeth is SPOT ON i truly cannot think of someone better to play her. it’s that like slightly cocky feel, but you can tell she feels bad abt the cockiness sometimes I LOVE HER
-THEY THINK ITS CLARISSE????
-annabeth and percy arguing over the quest timeline FIRST it’s so annabeth and percy omfg these two and their bickering and SECOND giving us reference point for the lotus time jump😋
-‘an old married couple’LUKE STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU FFS
-percy ‘im gonna change the subject’ jackson, everyone
-THEY GAVE US THE WISE GIRL!!THEY GAVE IT TO US!!
-i had a physical reaction to him saying it, im not proud of it but FUCK i love this adaptation
-‘i thought we don’t do that anymore’ percy baby your fatal flaw is showing
-I don’t trust augustus(i knew i was right-end of ep.)
-GROVER NO GROVER REMEMBER GROVER
-Okay , i like Lin as Hermes. flame me if you want idfc. i actually like him a lot. defying my expectations fr.
-walker is such a good actor. he looks fucking heartbroken talking to hermes. he is amazing for such a young actor
-ANNABETH THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE SHE PICKPOCKETED THE GOD OF FUCKING THIEVES
-LEMME REPEAT THAT—SHE.PICKPOCKETED.THE.GOD.OF.THIEVES
AND SHE DID NOT FUCKING CARE
-is grover gonna get his memories back????(nvm he’s good-10minslater)
-‘that guy didn’t even slow down’*honkkkk* PLEASE THATS SO PERCY I WANT THAT TO BE UNSCRIPTED SO BADLY
-PERCY STOP LOOKING AT ANNABETH LOOK AT THE ROAD
-‘it’s easier to forgot what’s important when you’re alone’IM GONNA SOB.I AM LAYING ON THE FLOOR POUNDING IT WITH MY FIST. I WILL NEVER RECOVER
-4PEARLS THATS NEW!!
-Am i dumb or did i NOT see nico or bianca?? i remeber Aryan saying to watch out for a little cameo in the casino episode?? idk maybe i missed it
okay overall GREAT EPISODE the wise girl was everything and i stand but it, Lin Manuel Miranda is MY Hermes .
anywho thank you for joining in!!i’m giving you all forehead kisses rn
ITS PERCY JACKSON NIGHTTTTT
i’m making another deep dive post tonight😊
my personal theory is that lucy gray died in the woods. snow shot her, and she bled out among the flowers and snakes she loved. the covey found her wagon, they put together that she was leaving to go North, and they decided that, as their own goodbye to Lucy, they’d go to the lake for a picnic. They found her there, not Maude, but one of the older kids. they said their goodbyes and they buried her right next to the lake bed, a few meters away from the katniss.
the covey swore they’d never speak of what became of lucy gray. she was one of them, and her story didn’t belong to anyone else. but they never forgot her, or her music.