Born To Create Non-osha-compliant Mad Science Machines And Mix Vibrantly Colored Mystery Chemicals In

another meme from me and @kyatmiya's wacky adventure. this time featuring my attempt to find cassiterite and hitting a fuckhuge vein of asbestos

what if i sat next to you. and leaned my head on yoir shoulder. and started purring. What then. I Win

well, anonymous user, that is what we in the biology business call "mutualism". You get a soft shoulder to lay on, and I get to pet something. everyone wins!

No offense but literally nothing and no one is and will ever be out of your league. Nothing is too good for you. Nobody has the right to make you feel like you are not enough or less than you are, you deserve the world.

apollo, you can put down the dodgeball now. one of my (unrelated) campaigns has devolved into a galactic crusade for a dude named paul. We cant just wholesale do a dune, that was a funny haha, not a request

GMing on short notice be like you guys ever read dune? Ok hear me out so we're dropping on this planet...

reblog to give prev one (1) single lick

you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

I really wish i was a girl. thats it, thats the post. i yearn to be lesbiab. i crave to be cute.

sure bestie sure

SOLID, COLD BUTTER; IS WHITE

Melted, warm, soft butter; is yellow

Reblog to goop

everyone I've seen who encounters HDG goes through one of two processes

or alternatively, and significantly more popularly,

how am I both?