I Took Steampunk With A Few Subclass Levels In Random Fetish. If I Am Left Alone For More Than 20 Minutes

the sad reality. I want to drag all my mutuals to my favorite aquariums but they live a distance of one william miles away

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

The unique mad science social experiment of subjecting my friends to fandoms to see how quickly they catch brain worms. I've already turned two people into firelock 198x addicts, fucked up someone's entire evening with Alien Stage, and turned a mutual of mine into the sterotypical HDG Brainrot transfem. Im playing plague inc with my friend group and infohazards and some day i will girlboss too close to the sun. one day my hubris will come back to bite me and i will suffer the consequences of playing god. But for now, this shits hilarious.

No offense but literally nothing and no one is and will ever be out of your league. Nothing is too good for you. Nobody has the right to make you feel like you are not enough or less than you are, you deserve the world.

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

Is this how introductions work?

Well here goes nothing. I'm Dbug, I write batshit insane fanfic, worldbuild incoherently and occasionally create or share stale memes.

Still figuring out a lot of personal things. Gender's a blur and there's two more of me bouncing off my skull like windows screensavers but that's not what you're here for.

Stay tuned for fish pictures, incoherent screaming and the world's worst written stories about whatever franchise I just watched or played 20 minutes ago.

Am I weird for having my blog basically be my home feed? Like almost everything I get on that section I go “yea I’ll reblog that”

Does anyone care my blog is my random scatter brained nonsense?

oh boy its yearn o'clock again. Time to air out my deepest fantasies on tumbler dot com

The boiling desire in the back of my mind to be a Queen, surrounded by loyal maids and knights. To be loved unconditionally at my worst as much as at my best, to have my every little need and whim unquestioningly served, to be worshipped. To be cared for and pampered without any strings attached, simply because it's what they were made for.

and of course occasionally pound them into a submissive puddle, god forbid a woman have needs.

ok time for several paragraphs of unmitigated marine biology Finfodumping! (unless "tell me everything" was rhetorical in which case whoops, 'tism moment.)

-Arapaimas, despite being large lads, can jump clean out of the water and some aquariums have to have nets around their enclosures to stop them from leaping into other tanks. Their scales are also very hard and have been used in native clothing for protection

-Silver dollars are a common household aquarium fish, but are in the same family as Piranhas and Pacus, which are both significantly larger (dinnerplate size for Piranhas and table sized for pacus) and less commonly described as "friend shaped" (they are all very friend shaped)

-Guitarfish look like a mix of sharks and rays but are taxonomically full ray, just with no sting and a larger tail they use to swim.

-Cownose rays are ocean puppies and are very social with humans when acclimated to contact. They migrate in groups of up to 10,000 and can be seen all across the east coast of the US when they do

-Electric eels aren't eels. They're knifefish that are comically long. They have played us all for fools, we expected eel but all we got was zappy knifefish.

-On the topic of eels, their reproductive cycle is a mystery, though there is a prevailing theory that most river eels in the Atlantic coast regions travel to the Sargasso Sea to spawn and their young travel home

-Manta rays, like the cownose rays I mentioned earlier, also migrate in large groups. Unlike cownose rays, they are filter feeders rather than bottom-scavengers.

-Also, on the topic of Manta rays, the "lesser Devilfish" is often confused for a juvenile manta but is its own distinct related species.

-Moray eels are the cats of the sea, if they can feasibly fit into an object they can and will sit in it.

-Schooling and shoaling are different behaviors. fish that are simply sticking together are shoaling, but they all have to be swimming in a coordinated direction to be a school.

-Cleaner wrasses set up in consistent locations to attract return customers to pick parasites and loose food from.

-A good way to avoid disturbing stingrays on a beach is to shuffle your feet instead of stepping. this will gently nudge them instead of stepping on them and avoid you being stung.

-Sharks get a reputation for being aggressive but are actually very social if their territory and behaviors are respected. Sharks that are acclimated to human contact (eg: at aquariums and popular diving locations) can even be hand-fed safely.

-Pufferfish have interlocking bones that gives them a cohesive skeletal system even when fully inflated.

-Coral are not plants, as they may first seem, but colonies of millions of tiny animals forming one superorganism.

-Coelacanths were thought to be extinct, until a marine biologist saw someone catch a prehistoric dinosaur fish.

-Horseshoe crabs have blue blood because their blood uses Hemocyanin (copper based) instead of Hemoglobin (iron based, which is why ours is red).

And thus concludes my fish yapping.

I truly am not beating the catgirl allegations. I just spent half an hour writing about how much I like fish.

someone's asked about needy transfems, but what about nerdy transfems? (I am the CEO of special interest yapping :3 and maybe a little needy too)

YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSS

I love listening to my wifeys (and others) yap oms they're so cuteeeeeeeee

Tell me everything I'm begging youuu

what if i sat next to you. and leaned my head on yoir shoulder. and started purring. What then. I Win

well, anonymous user, that is what we in the biology business call "mutualism". You get a soft shoulder to lay on, and I get to pet something. everyone wins!

GMing on short notice be like you guys ever read dune? Ok hear me out so we're dropping on this planet...