:3
after careful consideration, i decided that meow meow meow meow meow
GMing on short notice be like you guys ever read dune? Ok hear me out so we're dropping on this planet...
holy shit me frfr i have like 4 mutuals now that are adorable and i like them but nah I'm gonna keep girlfailing and sheepsbianing because that's what the founding fathers intended
"omg i wanna become friends with this mutual they seem so cool" *makes no moves to interact with said mutual beyond liking posts*
me when i spread the alien stage brainrot to yet another one of my unsuspecting friends
Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
sometimes I think to myself, "I should go make some queer friends that are as freaky as I am. go express myself, stop masking, live as my true self, and probably pound someone into the floor".
And then I remember I live in Bumfuck Nowhere Ohio where its social ostracization at best to be anything other than cisgender, straight, and conservative. dang, that sucks.
ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT
Tumblr asks are weird, right?
Yes, and i will be wierder
hypnotizing that tgirl until she finally admits that she’s actually really cute.
nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up
Reblog to Estrogenize Prev*
*Cis men are welcome to reblog this, but be aware that those labels may not last :3
I'm writing absolute trash and its all your problems now | 19 | Any/all, almost certainly transfem | EST Ohioan corn dweller
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