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*says something in a gc that doesn’t get a response* I should be shot like a dog in the street (non sexually)

reblog to call prev cute :3

perhaps it's because you're adorable. it's only the truth :3

Such a cutie~

Hh3hhjhejekeskekekejjjejmmjen MEOWWWWW

>////< why are people sending me flustering asks awawawawa

tumblr shows u the hottest ppl alive with the same kinks as u, same politics as u, same interests as u, same taste in music as u, same sense of humour as u and they allllllll live on neptune or the mariana trench or somethin -.-

you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

I really wish i was a girl. thats it, thats the post. i yearn to be lesbiab. i crave to be cute.

Reblog if you’re a transfem who is shy and you fear abandonment, even when you know that your friends are amazing and would never leave you.

Or if you like pizza.

holy fucking mood

fumbling every cute tgirl in my dms by being incredibly cute and fuckable but absolutely crippled by social anxiety and never messaging first making her think im not interested

*twirls hair*

ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT

girl who starts establishing an increasingly large transbian polycule because at this point it’s really the only way she knows how to form new friendships as an adult.

"Yea, I'm still in the closet" (the closet in question)

A closet for all your needs

another meme from me and @kyatmiya's wacky adventure. this time featuring my attempt to find cassiterite and hitting a fuckhuge vein of asbestos

A four-panel retelling of me and @kyatmiya's beautiful foray into modded minecraft. We decided in a classical example of girlbossing too close to the sun to boot up Terrafirmagreg, one of the most technically challenging and time/grind intensive modpacks we know of. Our first year is on the books, and we're barely surviving by the skins of our teeth. This shit's peak, I haven't had this much fun playing minecraft in a loooong time.

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

gotta start putting these around my blog because I'm far too shy to catch them myself

Lesbian catcher~

I wish i could catch les beans~

I have been hit with the hammer of eldritch knowledge. I'm not frontstuck at all, we're a median system. I didn't even know that was like, a thing 2 days ago. The downside is we have no fucking idea when switches happen or if they do. I'm relatively sure that I'm at least cofronting most times of day, so I'm still kinda stuck here. but that's progress(?)

When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes

oh boy its yearn o'clock again. Time to air out my deepest fantasies on tumbler dot com

The boiling desire in the back of my mind to be a Queen, surrounded by loyal maids and knights. To be loved unconditionally at my worst as much as at my best, to have my every little need and whim unquestioningly served, to be worshipped. To be cared for and pampered without any strings attached, simply because it's what they were made for.

and of course occasionally pound them into a submissive puddle, god forbid a woman have needs.

ok time for several paragraphs of unmitigated marine biology Finfodumping! (unless "tell me everything" was rhetorical in which case whoops, 'tism moment.)

-Arapaimas, despite being large lads, can jump clean out of the water and some aquariums have to have nets around their enclosures to stop them from leaping into other tanks. Their scales are also very hard and have been used in native clothing for protection

-Silver dollars are a common household aquarium fish, but are in the same family as Piranhas and Pacus, which are both significantly larger (dinnerplate size for Piranhas and table sized for pacus) and less commonly described as "friend shaped" (they are all very friend shaped)

-Guitarfish look like a mix of sharks and rays but are taxonomically full ray, just with no sting and a larger tail they use to swim.

-Cownose rays are ocean puppies and are very social with humans when acclimated to contact. They migrate in groups of up to 10,000 and can be seen all across the east coast of the US when they do

-Electric eels aren't eels. They're knifefish that are comically long. They have played us all for fools, we expected eel but all we got was zappy knifefish.

-On the topic of eels, their reproductive cycle is a mystery, though there is a prevailing theory that most river eels in the Atlantic coast regions travel to the Sargasso Sea to spawn and their young travel home

-Manta rays, like the cownose rays I mentioned earlier, also migrate in large groups. Unlike cownose rays, they are filter feeders rather than bottom-scavengers.

-Also, on the topic of Manta rays, the "lesser Devilfish" is often confused for a juvenile manta but is its own distinct related species.

-Moray eels are the cats of the sea, if they can feasibly fit into an object they can and will sit in it.

-Schooling and shoaling are different behaviors. fish that are simply sticking together are shoaling, but they all have to be swimming in a coordinated direction to be a school.

-Cleaner wrasses set up in consistent locations to attract return customers to pick parasites and loose food from.

-A good way to avoid disturbing stingrays on a beach is to shuffle your feet instead of stepping. this will gently nudge them instead of stepping on them and avoid you being stung.

-Sharks get a reputation for being aggressive but are actually very social if their territory and behaviors are respected. Sharks that are acclimated to human contact (eg: at aquariums and popular diving locations) can even be hand-fed safely.

-Pufferfish have interlocking bones that gives them a cohesive skeletal system even when fully inflated.

-Coral are not plants, as they may first seem, but colonies of millions of tiny animals forming one superorganism.

-Coelacanths were thought to be extinct, until a marine biologist saw someone catch a prehistoric dinosaur fish.

-Horseshoe crabs have blue blood because their blood uses Hemocyanin (copper based) instead of Hemoglobin (iron based, which is why ours is red).

And thus concludes my fish yapping.

I truly am not beating the catgirl allegations. I just spent half an hour writing about how much I like fish.

someone's asked about needy transfems, but what about nerdy transfems? (I am the CEO of special interest yapping :3 and maybe a little needy too)

YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSS

I love listening to my wifeys (and others) yap oms they're so cuteeeeeeeee

Tell me everything I'm begging youuu

they should invent HRT that turns you into a robot catgirl i'd buy the shit outta that

Mutual masturbation? Uh yeah, of course I masturbate to my mutuals.

Reblog to goop

happy yuri night everyone remember to kiss even more girls

happy yuri night everybody

yippee I have achieved adorable status :D

ADHD + Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria means if you tell me I did something wrong I will either think about it every single day for the rest of my life or I didn't hear you at all because "every day we're out there making Ducktales wooo-ooo!"

im so bad at maintaining online friendships!! im sorry to everyone i’ve had a lovely chat with but havent followed up with!! im a very isolating person and i still consider you my friend i promise !!!

the sad reality. I want to drag all my mutuals to my favorite aquariums but they live a distance of one william miles away

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away