"I'm gay" "I'm straight" okay??? I made you??? I showed you infinity??? And what did you do with it??? Hang out with my grandson??? Raise echoes of my daughter??? What's your life without me??? Admit it??? You would've been me??? I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine??? But eventually you did??? You lived in my house???
Spirited Away AU: ZenTan / Tanitsu (ft. Ino-Face)
Part 1 | Part 2
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ۫ㅤㅤㅤ𝅄ㅤㅤ 𖹭 ㅤ ㅤ 𝆬ㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ᰍ︵ꪒꪒㅤ𝆹 𝑛ꪱckn⍺mᧉsㅤ𝆬ㅤ۪ㅤ⊹
ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤˁっ˕ ᪲ˀ ﹫ ꪱfjoon on pꪱntᧉrᧉst ꣑୧
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ㅤᨦ 𓈒 𑂯 n⍺mᧉ 𝗍ׄ𝗐ɩׁ𝗇𝗄𝗅𝗒ׅ ˳ 𑁯 ˚ ꣑୧
ㅤ ㅤㅤ。 𓈒 ꪆ୧ n⍺mᧉ ᨳິ 𓈒 ੭
ㅤㅤ ㅤᄊ 𝆬 ꒱ ׁ ִ n⍺mᧉ 𝒻lo𝗋𝖾𝖼𝑖t⍺ ׄ ୨⬦୧
ㅤㅤ ㅤ≀ 𔓘 ꒰ ིྀ ꒱࣪ n⍺mᧉ 𝆹 ᰍ
ㅤ ㅤㅤᨳ᭬ ˚ 𝆹 ੭̠ n⍺mᧉ ˚ ᰍ ≀ㅤㅤ
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crying this is so me T^T
i am p. i am petting him
that's the mood for tonight amirite fellas
Imagine if Summer and Morty just use modern slang around Rick, who has no idea what the fuck any of it means, but he tries incorporating it into use anyway.
C-137 Rick to Prime: well ya know what? You're basic!!
Prime: ????
C-137 Rick: it's an insult. It's devastating.
C-137: you're devastated right now.
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Evil Morty, revealing his master plan.
C-137 Rick: He's spilling the coffee!
Morty: it's spilling the tea, Rick.
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Rick: I can't believe BirdPerson ditched me to hang with his daughter!
Rick: I'm shoken!
Summer, not looking up from her phone: it's shoketh, Grandpa Rick.
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Rick, watching some shit on intergalactic cable: this is my Roman Empire.
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Bonus points if Summer and Morty hate it, because Rick always uses it wrong and he 100% only does it around them to fuck with them
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ۫ㅤㅤㅤ𝅄ㅤㅤ 𖹭 ㅤ ㅤ 𝆬ㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ᰍ︵ꪒꪒㅤ𝆹 𝑚ᧉssy nꪱcksㅤ𝆬ㅤ۪ㅤ⊹
ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤˁっ˕ ᪲ˀ ﹫ ꪱfjoon on pꪱntᧉrᧉst ꣑୧
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤഒ 。 ꒰ 𔓘 𝒻𝑙𝑢𝑓𝑓𝑦 n⍺mᧉ ˚ ི 𓈒 ꒱
ㅤㅤ✎ . . . ୨୧ ꒱ 。 mᥲgιᥴ n⍺mᧉ . ⊹ ⌒
ㅤ ㅤㅤ◌ 𓈒 ꣑୧ n⍺mᧉ 𝒻lo𝗋𝖾𝖼𝑖ta 𖫑𖫑 ू
ㅤㅤᰍㅤ 𓈒ㅤ 𑂯 ᑲᥣᧉ︪︩۫sseᑯׅ n⍺mᧉ 𓈒 ≀ 𝆬 ㅤ𑂴
ㅤㅤ ㅤ 𓈒 ੭ 𔓘 ꒰ թ𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑎𝑘𝑒 n⍺mᧉ ꒱ ᄊ 𝆹
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I should probably start posting here again huh
PROSHIP DNI