YALL I JUST REALISED EDWARD CULLEN WAS ALIVE JURING THE 70'S WHICH MEANS TO BLEND IN HE WAS PROBABLY

"Can the society of bad back pain please stand?"

*groaning from the stands*

i want a sitcom about a psychic who can see crimes before they happen so they work for the police and while working there she meets a skeptical young officer{ill call her cop 1} and slowly they fall in love with each other and have brunch and stay up late together watching horror movies while the cop is like "okay slitting a throat would not produce that much blood" and they dye each others hair and the cops older brother is also a cop {cop 2} and he's even more skeptical. but the psychic dyes the officers hair pink and the officer dyes the psychics hair black, and staying up so late has made the psychic have dark eye circles and a pale face, and they have a sense of humor that's just a smidge too dark. and then cop 2 gets really suspicious of the psychic because he predicted something slightly off and her backstory just doesn't add up to her resume and you start to realise all these murders and arsons were somehow tied to cop 1s enemies and childhood bullies and then its revealed that the psychic has been stalking cop 1 for 3 years and has been committing the crimes herself in order to make cop 1 fall in love with her

I wanna gf that dresses like this

ANDREW MAY BE HOT BUT HOLY SHIT-

HELLO

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE TALK ABOUT YOUNG DAVID THEWLIS AS YOUNG REMUS:

nevermoor is so funny bc the protagonist spends the entire first book trying to join a special society both to save her own life and to have a sense of belonging and purpose and to finally have a family and after so much struggle and sacrifice she finally makes it in...

and then in the second book on literally her first day she finds out the society's motto is "fuck them kids"

look what I made omg

ARE OTHER PEOPLE ALSO IN LOVE WITH 1990 EDDIE????

eddie spaghetti <3

abracadabra bingle and trong wheres my fucking lighter

IM BOUTA RIP THIS BONNGGG

oh to be a frog

'Under Monet's Pond' by Eiko Jones

my librarian / art teachers name is beth and I MADE A JOKE AND CALLED HER "BETHTIE" AND NOW SHE THINKS I HAVE A LISP BUT THE THING IS I DID HAVE A LISP I WORKED AROUND IT BUT I STILL STUTTER SOMETIMES AND IDK HOW TO TELL HER IT WAS A JOKE-