UsingMusicalsongstoexpressmylife

Rushed and ugly and lazy ships

Cream and crosslust

God I'm making Cross such a whore

Cross: luv u nm

NM: -/////_/////-

*inhales* OK. I DONT. USUALLY RANT. BUT. THIS. TICKS ME OFF SO MUCH. LIKE HOLY MACARONI AND CHEESE FUCK.

LIKE. EXCUSE ME? NON OF THIS IS ACCURATE?

Anyways, this post is just going to be debunking a whole lot of UTMV fandom stereo types and assumptions that have gone on for way to long.

As a totally cool person (unfortunately they don’t have tumblr) says,

“Underswap - Undertale but swapped and is NOTHING related to what the fandom did to fuck it up. So shut the fuck up.

(Cipher says: not to mention Underswap sans is not a dumbass marshmallow with a bow the size of a planet. He’s a two dimensional character with moral conflict, wants, needs, desires, dislikes, and beliefs.)

Underfell - If you can read and actually have a fucking brain, you can find the Underfell Tumblr and read the fuck up on Underfell's backstory. The characters are not just one-dimensional assholes. They have established personalities and not everything they do is on the evil/asshole line.

Underlust - Oh, where do I start with this? *ahem* It's not completely porn like 90% of this god damn fucking fandom thinks. Like in the case for Underfell, have you actually read its fucking backstory? Have you actually read the comics the creator made before she left the fandom? I think not. Underlust may have NSFW themes in it, but that's not all it is. The characters the creator could work on DO have personality, wants, needs, motives, you are just one of the many people who judge a book by its cover and give no effort to read up on what it really is so you can write something accurate about it.

Also, Undertail is the AU that is nothing but porn. Get your fucking facts straight, you half eaten head of lettuce.

Swapfell and Fellswap - Swapfell is Underswap given the Fell treatment. Fellswap is Underfell given the Swap treatment. Learn the difference, cause there's definitely fucking several.

Flowerfell - NOT a fucking Frans fanfiction, it's just Underfell with a couple major fucking differences that are flower curse related. This AU comes from a fanfiction called Overgrowth that the author deleted because nobody in this fucking fandom has the spine to be decent fucking people. There's NO Frans written in the story, it just has a Frisk that just so happens to be aged up FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY, NOT A GOD DAMN SHIP. Leave this AU alone. It's been through enough bullshit.”

while that Instagram post may have been a joke on their end, there are tons of people in the fandom that can, will, and do believe all of this. It’s time to stop this, because the creators of these aus have suffered for WAY. TOO. LONG.

I’m not going to put this person’s name here, because I don’t want them to get attacked by morons who think they “know better”

ALSO: FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS. PLEASE, PLEASE DO. THESE POOR CREATORS HAVE SUFFERED LONG ENOUGH.

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They going to burn simpnold's house down with traffic cones on their heads at 3am

Ladies! So I’m sure we’ve all heard of the absolutely horrifying thing going around about April 24th. Anyway, while a lot of us are really hoping that it’s just a hoax and isn’t going to happen, we should still be taking precautions. So here are some things you should really remember if you have to go out by yourself on April 24th (or any day!) If you aren’t able to grab a friend to take with you or something like that, keep the following in mind!

Stay in public areas. No matter where you are going that day, find a place that has a lot of people and stay near them.

Carry a long object such as an umbrella with you. It’s been proven that if an attacker looking for victims sees someone carrying a long item they can defend themselves at a distance with, the attacker will ignore them and look for someone else.

Carry some kind of defense with you wherever you go. Pepper spray, wasp spray (which is much cheaper, shoots farther, and works just as well), a knife, whatever makes you feel safe, carry it. Another good idea would be a pointed object, like maybe a sharpened pencil. If you’re grabbed, stab for all you are worth at the eyes. Don’t hesitate. Stab forcefully.

Wear dull colors and clothing that will not make you stand out in a crowd. DO NOT WEAR A HOODIE!!! An attacker can jerk the hood down over your face to disorient you, and, if the hoodie has drawstrings on it, they might even use it as a choking device. (A far-fetched idea, but it could happen).

Wear closed-toed shoes that have a sturdy structure. If you’re attacked and are trying to kick your attacker, you don’t want to be wearing something like flip flops or sandals, because one, you’ll end up hurting yourself kicking with your bare feet, and two, your attacker will not feel a lot of pain. Make sure you wear shoes that will hurt if you kick someone with them, and keep your feet covered so you can kick as hard as you want.

Do not wear your hair in a bun, ponytail, braids, or any other hairstyle that can be grabbed easily.

Utilize your hands, feet, and elbows. If you are grabbed, kick, slap, bite, scratch, and pinch for all you are worth. If you’re grabbed from behind, swing your legs up in front of you to chest level, then kick behind you with all you’ve got. If you’re grabbed from in front, kick with all your might in the groin area, and also at the knees. If your attacker’s knees buckle, they’ll spend a few seconds regaining their balance or getting to their feet, which buys you some time to get the heck out of there. Also note that the underarm area between the elbow and shoulder is extremely sensitive. Pinch there as hard as you possibly can. Also scratch as viciously as you can at the face (especially the eyes).

If you are attacked, and you’re wearing a mask, RIP IT OFF. There are several reasons for this. If you’re trying to scream while wearing a mask, for one thing, the sound will be muffled, and for another, you’ll eventually have to stop for breath, and you might accidentally inhale your mask. (Try talking quickly for several minutes while wearing a mask. You’ll see what I mean and realize that you don’t want a mask on while screaming). Another reason to take the mask off is that your attacker could use it as a kind of gag to silence you, or maybe even to choke and weaken you. Wearing a mask will also prevent you from being able to bite, which is really handy to do if you’re attacked. So if you’re wearing a mask and you’re attacked, tear the mask off. Don’t worry about the virus.

If you are about to go out of wherever you are to your car, do not get your keys out or look at your phone while you’re in the parking lot or garage. Get your keys out while you’re in a public area, then walk out to your car, being extremely observant. You can hold your keys in your fist if you want, but it won’t really repel an attacker. (So, again, an umbrella is useful). Then, when you get to your car, do not get in the car and sit looking at your phone. Whatever it is you want to look at can wait until you get home. An attacker will absolutely climb in your car and force you to drive somewhere. Don’t sit around. Leave.

Be aware of your surroundings. If you feel like you’re being followed, go to a public area and call a friend or family member to come find you. Tell them your exact location, then stay in the area until they come get you. Have them walk you to your car and see you safely off. Either that, or get a security guard or somebody trustworthy to escort you from the store.

If you are being tailed in your car, call a friend or family member who lives in a well-populated area and calmly tell them you’re coming over. Then take as many detours as you possibly can until you reach their house. When you get there, go straight inside. Wait until you are certain you’re not being followed any more; maybe even stay the night. When you go out again, leave the area by a different route and drive down as many roads and turns as you can just in case you’re still being followed.

If you’re approaching your car to get into it, and you see a car parked beside yours with a person sitting on the side right beside the driver's seat of your car, then stop and go back into the store or whatever you just came from. Have someone like a security guard or a cashier walk you to your car. Don’t feel like you’re being a nuisance. Your suspicions about the other person could be legitimate.

If you’re using a public restroom, don’t let your guard down. Do your business quickly. If someone tries to force the door, throw all your weight against it and scream for help. If your attacker tries crawling under the door, kick their head with all your might, step on them, anything, while still screaming. If your attacker is only trying to force the door, don’t try to crawl into another stall. That other stall most likely will be open, and your attacker will easily figure out that you’re trying to escape. You may also get stuck crawling. Stay in the stall you are in. If screaming doesn’t do anything, you may have to call the police. If nobody tries forcing the door, still keep extreme caution exiting the stall. Be on your guard as you wash your hands, and keep a sharp lookout in the mirror. Don’t linger in the bathroom. Get out as fast as you can.

If you are in a building with stairs and an elevator, TAKE THE ELEVATOR. If you see someone on the elevator you wouldn’t feel comfortable being alone with, stay the heck off. Waiting a few minutes for the elevator to come around again is way better than potentially getting assaulted.

Please, stay safe, and exercise extreme caution. We can only hope that the sick people who are encouraging assault are too cowardly to carry it out.

It's IBVS week bitches.

IBVS belongs to @onebizarrekai

Day One- Sleeping

Prompt: Chris cant sleep and ends up at Nevin's house.

Warning(s): Dreams about abuse, homophobic slurs,

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It was midnight when Chris got up. His blonde hair was a mess. His eyes gave off a soft glow. He yawned for about the hundredth time ever since he woke up. He had a nightmare. It was about is father beating him and kicking him out of the house for being bisexual, or has his father said in his dream, a fag.

He felt colder than usual. If he was being honest with himself, he really wanted to cry. He wanted to be free. He wanted to sleep peacefully. He wanted someone. Chris didn't know what to do. So he acted on instinct. Chris was shirtless, he had black shorts on. He hadn't put a shirt on, but rather his light grey jacket.

He had quietly opened his door and closed it when he was out. He did the same for the front door, expect he had to unlock and lock it. He had no idea where to go when he was outside. He decided on a place to go. His safe place.

He walked to the Jovel brother's house. Once he got there he wasn't exactly sure if anyone was awake. He knocked on the door. To his luck, after a few minutes, someone answered. It was Nevin. "Chris?" The black haired boy asked quietly.

It seemed Nevin had only woken up to answer the door. It was 2:45 I'm the morning. Normally he wouldn't have answered, but he was curious who the hell would be up at a time like that.

"H... hey. Can I come in?" Chris asked. Nevin nodded and stepped out of the way. He closed the door behind Chris. "Why are you here?" The shorter one asked. "I... I don't know." Chris answered, looking around as if he'd never been in the Jovel household. "You don't know?" Nevin asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I... I had a nightmare." Chris said, sitting on the couch. Nevin took a seat next to him. "Wanna... talk about it?"

Nevin mentally groaned. He was never good at talking about feelings. And he definitely isn't good at comforting people. A simple 'there there' would probably be the best he can manage.

"It was.... about my dad... about me being... ya know.. bi and that stuff.. and he hit me and kicked me out of the house and..." Chris tensed. "It just felt so real." The red and grey eyed boy finsihed. Nevin nodded. "I haven't been able to sleep since I woke up.?

"When did you wake up?"

"Ten p.m maybe?"

"What." Nevin asked. Chris yawned and nodded. "Yeah. I'm just scared." He said.

Nevin hesitated. "Sleep with me."

Chris, being very tired, and gay, says, "Excuse me?" And ends up becoming red. "Gosh, not like that. I mean actaully sleep with me. In my room. Because this couch ain't comfortable." He said. Chris stuttered. "Uh, yeah, sure. I guess." Chris said, stretching.

Both boys got up and went in to Nevin's room. They both laid next to each other on Nevin's bed. It was extremely awkward and gay. Chris made a risky decision. He cuddled up to Nevin.

Nevin felt heat rise to his cheeks. Both hearts were pounding. The both had that giddy feeling inside of them. Nevin relaxed and closed his eyes. Chris started to drift off into sleep.

And in no time they both were asleep.

@nightmarexcross

Dont ask its supposed to be cute and stupid

At least I hope it is-

Oh! Thanks for following me! I really appreciate it!

No problem mate!

Okay so because of this

I HAVE to post this

[VERSION ONE]

Swearing

   Cross sat down and the bench. He winced as he took his shirt off. The Bad Sanses just got out of a brutal fight with the Star Sanses. Nightmare cracked his hands and prepared the magic. Dust looked over at Cross' back.

    His ribcage was scratched up badly. "What the fuck? Why is your back scratched up so badly?"

The gang looked over at his ribcage. Nightmare raised an eyebrow at his boyfriend.

   Cross flashed back to the time, a few days ago, where he found a stray cat. He went to pet it, and it attacked him.

Cross came back to reality. "Umm... Well- Its uh- Heheh-"

   Cross bblushed in embarsement and started sweating nervously. "Did Nightmare fuck you-"

   "Oh god no, we agreed to wait till marriage." Nightmare said.

Cross panicked. "I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR-" Cross blurted out. "Oh. Oh shit. " Dust said. Cross' eyes widened at what he said. "Wait no, no no, that-that's not what I meant to say!" Cross said looking at Nightmare.  "How could you?" He asked.

   "Nightmare- That isn't true- I-I-I didn't mean to say that, it-it's not even true!" Cross shouted, panicking. Lust bit his 'lip'. Killer fiddled with his fingers, clearly uncomfortable. Nightmare sighed. He went silent for a while. They all did. "You picked up a stray cat didn't you?

"Yeah..."

[VERSION TWO]

    Nightmare came back home after a long fight with Dream. He was in his passive form. He sat next to Cross on the bed. Cross smiled at his husband. "Can you heal me honey?" Nightmare asked. Cross nodded. "Of course, my moon." Nightmare smiled and took his shirt off. Cross paused at seeing his back.

"What the-?! What happened to your back, moon?!" Cross asked.

Nightmare paused and went back to the day before, where he found a box of kittens and a mama cat. He tried to take them home but the mama cat didn't like it and, well, scratched his back up. Nightmare blushed in embarrassment and blurted out, "I'm having an affair!"

Cross sighed. "What's the real reason?" He asked. Nightmare teared up. "I just wanted the kittens!"

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So its shitty but I had a good laugh.

Cross: What the-!? Why is your back all scratched up?!

Passive! Nightmare: *Flashback to messing with a rabid raccoon after Cross told him not to*

Passive! Nightmare: ..I’m having an affair!