So Maybe I've Got A Garfield Hyperfixation. Which May Actually Be A Special Interest.

good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is

there have been 774664 studies on basic income and the results of every single one have been “wow! we gave people money and literally everything improved! crime rates are down! the actual sky is bluer! my (the researcher’s) wife decided not to leave me after all!” but these have all been short studies, just a couple years. i think what’s really missing from the field is a proper long form study, with a broader, bolder demographic, to really get us those numbers we need. a truly diverse study pool like, say, everyone. forever

alright, sleep time for me I'm gonna put on my bedtime music

[careless whisper starts playing softly from under my pillow]

they're talking shit about you

watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

[grating a little bit of my pasta cheese into an envelope and sealing it with a kiss]

this ones for you chrissy

the gang gets snacks

eds? erectile dysfunction syndrome?

Sweet lil cozy