Everyone Is Pretty

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juniors are taking the ACT

Beast: You can go anywhere you want except the west wing

Belle:What's in the west wing?

Beast: the juniors are taking the ACT

Thanks to my friend for this joke.

Things that I heard at school today with little to no context

Hey ***** I saw your baby boo on ***** tv(School News)

Guy 1: How do I turn it off? Guy 2: You don’t. Guy 1: I don’t ?!

One of my friends: I did an assignment that no one else did?! (She was gone for a week)

Two girls, laughing in a corner. A guy who is constantly louder: Shhhhhh

A girl talking to her boyfriend: Can you stop? Oh my god.

A girl working on her worksheet: I knew I did it right the first time!

One of the exchange students: Yelling at the other in Spanish

My bald male bio teacher: Somebody called me queen today

Guy in bio: She’s not tan! Girl: Yes, I am!

My bio teacher: Are you so insecure that I can’t wear makeup for a play?

Me, mouthing words at my friend: No, stop editing the doc!

Guy 3: She’s different

Friend: Lo. Me:I am writing this in tablet mode!

Guy 4: I can't see. Bio teacher: you will in a moment.

Another friend: As long as you're throwing up Westside, gang signs are fine. (I heard this in passing so I have no idea if this is actually what she said.)

One of my choir teachers: cause you're confident babe. (This was said in the most serious tone I’ve ever heard come out of this man’s mouth)

This all happened within the spand of 3 class periods.

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hrmm... sixer.

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The sooner you reblog this, the funnier it is

A letter to my past relationships

I'm sorry that I couldn't love you how you loved me. I'm sorry that I couldn't feel romantic love but also that I couldn't tell the difference between romantic and platonic. You see I thought I loved you and I put the work into our relationship but I never knew how to feel romantic love. I always thought that I could or that I was weird for not knowing what romantic love felt like. You made me think that I knew what romantic love felt like it felt similar to platonic but that was me lying to myself I guess. I treated all of my relationships like a friendship, I thought that relationships were just upgraded friendships. And I'm sorry for that.

so this happened

I was showing my mom a drawing that I had did recently and she told me that I was getting better at drawing. Which is of course a huge compliment to me, but she also said that she would give one of my doodles tattooed on her.

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.