Reblog If You’ve Read Fanfictions That Are More Professional, Better Written Than Some Actual Novels.

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

I don't know if God is real but if they are...

they aren't loving because if they were a loving god I wouldn't be so cold and rude.

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Not Karl..

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

HIYA, SMART-GUY!

^ i do mean it.

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juniors are taking the ACT

Beast: You can go anywhere you want except the west wing

Belle:What's in the west wing?

Beast: the juniors are taking the ACT

Thanks to my friend for this joke.

dice

one of my friends gave a bag of dice