I Don't Know If God Is Real But If They Are...

HIYA, SMART-GUY!

^ i do mean it.

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The sooner you reblog this, the funnier it is

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

Not Karl..

Gloves are so hard to type in

I have marching band gloves on rn

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

juniors are taking the ACT

Beast: You can go anywhere you want except the west wing

Belle:What's in the west wing?

Beast: the juniors are taking the ACT

Thanks to my friend for this joke.

had to go to the hospital today

it was nothing too serious, it was mainly a appointment that I had to go for and I've been to the hospital several times but I still don't like going to the hospital or going to hospitals in general.

hrmm... sixer.

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