Deadp00l0710 - Random Shizz

dice

one of my friends gave a bag of dice

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

juniors are taking the ACT

Beast: You can go anywhere you want except the west wing

Belle:What's in the west wing?

Beast: the juniors are taking the ACT

Thanks to my friend for this joke.

HIYA, SMART-GUY!

^ i do mean it.

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The sooner you reblog this, the funnier it is

A letter to my past relationships

I'm sorry that I couldn't love you how you loved me. I'm sorry that I couldn't feel romantic love but also that I couldn't tell the difference between romantic and platonic. You see I thought I loved you and I put the work into our relationship but I never knew how to feel romantic love. I always thought that I could or that I was weird for not knowing what romantic love felt like. You made me think that I knew what romantic love felt like it felt similar to platonic but that was me lying to myself I guess. I treated all of my relationships like a friendship, I thought that relationships were just upgraded friendships. And I'm sorry for that.

Hear me out on this writing prompt

Two mythological beings and their human lover. But the lover is dying and the mythological beings are fighting over who gets to take the human in the afterlife. In the end the mythological beings end up in love and taking care of the human together.

so this happened

I was showing my mom a drawing that I had did recently and she told me that I was getting better at drawing. Which is of course a huge compliment to me, but she also said that she would give one of my doodles tattooed on her.

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.