Here’s The Excerpt From Two Lies, One Truth, It’s Quite Short About A Paragraph, But Hey Whatever.

I’ve seen this on Pinterest, and now I have come across the actual post!

I think Foolish lost his first life...

Back in the 1960s, the U.S. started vaccinating kids for measles. As expected, children stopped getting measles.

But something else happened.

Childhood deaths from all infectious diseases plummeted. Even deaths from diseases like pneumonia and diarrhea were cut by half.

“So it’s really been a mystery — why do children stop dying at such high rates from all these different infections following introduction of the measles vaccine,” says Michael Mina, a postdoc in biology at Princeton University and a medical student at Emory University.

Scientists Crack A 50-Year-Old Mystery About The Measles Vaccine Photo credit: Photofusion/UIG via Getty Images

So I’m 19 and elections in Canada are today, a week or so ago when my dad was going to vote, he said that I could go with him and register, he also said that he doesn’t care about my gender identity or if I’m not straight, but if I vote for Trudeau I am disowned.

AU where Zuko realises very early into his banishment that he’s been sent on a hopeless goose chase and, actually, he doesn’t want to return to the oppressive Fire Nation and his abusive father. And he sticks with this decision even after Aang wakes up from the iceberg

Except then Aang meets Zuko - probably when Zuko jumps in to save someone, because his sense of justice is too strong to just sit back while someone is hurt, even if he is trying to remain apolitical - and his brain goes “!!!!” Because that’s a good firebender. They do exist. And now Aang knows someone who can teach him firebending without trying to kill him

Except Zuko wants nothing to do with the Avatar. He especially doesn’t want to get entangled with his father’s war. So the rest of the season is about Zuko running from the Avatar, and Aang and co trying to capture the reluctant ex-Prince of the Fire Nation so he can be Aang’s firebending teacher

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27447787/chapters/67100419

So over on AO3 I’ve finally posted my first fanfic, it’s a rewrite of Ninjago. I wanted to add and edit somethings I didn’t feel like it fit and patch up some plot hole's.  

I’ve seen the people freaking out about Lee from the tea shop is actually Fire Lord Zuko, and the one of transfer student Kuzon is Avatar Aang, memes. But I propose, people finding out that Mushi from the tea shop is not only the Fire Lords uncle, but also is the famed Dragon of The West, who laid a 600 day siege and broke through the walls of Ba Sing Se.

Ford: You’re a wanted man Stanley.

Stan: That’s immposible, I wasn’t even a wanted child.

You know, I'm not surprised at all about the invention of the chainsaw. Why don’t you look up why Kellogg’s Cornflakes were invented, that’s definitely fun!

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

Nope, it’s a Canadian.