Drawing Is Not Mine, I Just Added Color And Words. Haven’t Seen Anybody Else Do This So...

High quality version :p

OKAY SO SERIOUSLY. @deafeningdreamerthing has been SUPER KIND and not only drew me the fanart earlier, but also my girl??? Go give them a look at! They’re really nice, and I hope they draw even more!

Me, after 8 hours of sleep and fully decided on writing a new story: Alright! Time to get started!

(Proceeds to type ounce instead of once)

Link, coming back from the gerudo desert: If I had a rupee for every time I had to rescue a gerudo from heat exhaustion by giving them something they were craving, I’d have two rupees. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

The golden house fight, basically

Childe: You may have had the upper hand now, but I swear I will find out all your secrets. I look forward to defeating you, once and for all.

Traveler, internally: I was using like 4% of my full power and you still lost.

I’m not finished playing through age of calamity (stuck on fort hateno level). But after everyone going batshit crazy over the new villian for a month or two, I gotta say he... kinda sucks. I mean, between time travel, new champions meeting old, and the egg- another middle aged dude with black magic is just another Tuesday. He’s not even hot smh.

Link: ...who are you again?

Astor: I am the seer!

Link: Oh yeah... yeah, You’re part of the Yiga clan right?

Astor: No! I plan to-

Link: are you allied with the calamity or not?

Astor: Yes, I-

-Link stabs Astor, who falls to the ground and dies-

Link: so, anyways back to defeating ganon

I’ll update this post if anything intresting with him happens, idk maybe he turns out to be the biggest bad of them all? Like I said, still on fort hateno level.

Me: Hey do you wanna see heathers at 7?

Friend: what do you mean it says Suicide par-

Me: exactly so heathers at 7?

Jonestown Kool Aid Massacre (1978)

So I saw Spiderman: Far From Home, And couldn’t help but think of how alike these two are.

Hoesntly same energy as all the people who’ve just been collecting snoms.

can we talk about the guy who went to Alola and brought back 150 digletts.

Lumine, to Childe: You make a pinky promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinky promise, I snap your neck.

Childe:

Lumine: I figured you wouldn’t care enough if I threw you on ice.

None of my friends play Genshin impact so here I am putting this on tumblr like a grandma on Facebook who has nobody to tell to about her son’s divorce.

I logged on just to see if I could get the new character, was not expecting to get anything. I’m looking at my phone as I press the 10 wishes button expecting like maybe ten weapons and at most a three star character. I was already looking up how to pay for more wishes because no way I get any five star character.

I GOT JEAN AND XIAO. FIRST. TRY.

WHAT THE FUCK.