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I’m not finished playing through age of calamity (stuck on fort hateno level). But after everyone going batshit crazy over the new villian for a month or two, I gotta say he... kinda sucks. I mean, between time travel, new champions meeting old, and the egg- another middle aged dude with black magic is just another Tuesday. He’s not even hot smh.
Link: ...who are you again?
Astor: I am the seer!
Link: Oh yeah... yeah, You’re part of the Yiga clan right?
Astor: No! I plan to-
Link: are you allied with the calamity or not?
Astor: Yes, I-
-Link stabs Astor, who falls to the ground and dies-
Link: so, anyways back to defeating ganon
I’ll update this post if anything intresting with him happens, idk maybe he turns out to be the biggest bad of them all? Like I said, still on fort hateno level.
Don’t be, some characters you just gotta be Bi for.
Okay, but like, Link, Zelda, and Impa have already made me into even more of a disaster bisexual, and that was only the demo? Guys, I’m going to die when the full game comes out, I’m sorry.