Don’t Be, Some Characters You Just Gotta Be Bi For.

No problem bro,

I have a new fluffy dnf fic out now and think you guys would enjoy?: [Your the best thing I know]

Dream is new to Brighton and (literally) runs into a certain local British man. He offers to show Dream around the city and off they go.

I also created a Spotify playlist to go with it so check that out as well. Just some soft love songs good for any fluffy fic inspiration or read you come across.

Special thanks to @deafeningdreamerthing and @justalittlecorrupted for the song recommendations.

Apparently I’m the oblivious one. I saw this on 3 separate occasions before seeing the rings.

days 1 & 2: destiny/realization

after an awkward conversation about facial scars and glowing marks, there were… other questions that needed answering.

(I don’t think I’ll have the time to finish all of @klanceweek, but I really wanted to at least do one comic because I miss these two!)

Playing with Marinette seems pretty....

Risky

RISKy Endeavors

Based on the Risk headcanon:

There were certain rules to attending school at College Francoise Dupont if you wanted to survive.

First, avoid any interaction with Chloe Bourgeois if at all possible. If you are unfortunate enough to gain her attention, simply let her be and hope nothing about you offended her enough to threaten to get her father involved.

Second, expect an akuma attack at least once per week. Many students now had designated hiding spots by this point.

And third, Risk is banned from the premises and even mentioning the game is forbidden.

Adrien Agreste may have been attending the school for a few months, but he was still technically new and thus did not know this when he suggested a game day after school when he actually happened to have some free time.

The other boys seemed interested in the idea. At least until he made the mistake of actually starting to LIST the games.

They realized all too quickly what was happening.

He failed to see the growing panic.

“Yeah, I have a bunch of board games we can play! Monopoly, Life, Scrabble, Ri—”

Adrien was cut off by the sudden appearance of five different hands covering his mouth.

“Who told him?” 

“I thought you told him?”

“I had to tell Alya! That was enough of a mistake!” 

“No way, you know what happened last time!”

“Guys? What’s going on?” Came another voice that had all five males tensing in fear as they recognized that deceptively sweet voice. None dared to move or release Adrien. Slowly, they almost seemed to turn as one to face true horror.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

Wait—what?

Adrien blinked, completely confused.

“Nothing! Nothing is going on! Nothing at all!” Nino exclaimed.

“We were just talking about homework.” Ivan insisted.

“And nothing else!” Kim added, hurriedly.

Max merely started muttering incomprehensibly. 

Nathaniel tried to hide his face behind his sketchbook.

Marinette appeared…disappointed. “Oh. Okay then. Guess I’ll see you all later.”

The five boys watched warily as Marinette walked away to the other end of the hallway and turned a corner out of sight.

None of the boys took this to mean anything though, and despite Adrien’s growing ire, they refused to release him until they were sure the coast was clear. Nathaniel went so far as to go after her and peek around the corner to make sure she was gone before turning back to the others with a nod that it was safe to talk.

“That was too close!” Kim said with a sigh of relief as he released Adrien. “Sorry, by the way.”

Adrien was…still confused. “What was THAT all about?”

Ivan winced. “It’s…complicated.”

Nathaniel was almost hyperventilating. “She was on the other side of the school. SHE WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCHOOL!”

“Logic doesn’t mean anything in the face of the “R-word”, Nathaniel. You know that!” Nino hissed.

And poor Adrien was completely lost. “What?

Kim, Ivan, Nathaniel, and Nino all sent each other glances, uncertain how to begin to explain. Realizing one of their number was not involved in the communication through staring, Kim’s eyes widened as he turned to find his much more intelligent friend who was sitting against a wall descending into strange muttering and where did he get that calculator from?

“Oh no, not again!” Kim moaned.

“I can figure it out, I swear!” The shorter boy insisted as he started typing the calculator furiously.

“Max. Max, no. We talked about this.”

“But the scientific probability—”

“Let it go, Max.”

“How could she not lose even ONE TIME!”

Kim sighed. “I’d better take him before he has another mental breakdown.”

Adrien gaped. “Another? What?”

Nino grimaced, rubbing the back of his neck. “Yeah, sorry dude.”

“It’s just not possible!” Max shouted before Kim hefted him over his shoulder and carried him out of the hallway, much to the somewhat resigned and amused stares of the other boys. And Adrien, who just stared after them in even greater confusion and a growing desire to know what the heck was going on!

With that strange interaction, Adrien turned to the others to try to request an explanation. As if sensing his intent, Ivan and Nathaniel suddenly had other places to be that were specifically not around him and immediately took off as well.

Realizing that he was the only one left (the cowards!), Nino sighed and took Adrien by the arm. “It’s okay. Let’s just go to my house and into a locked room where she can’t find us and I’ll explain everything.”

(Smacks hand on post) see this? This is popularity. They made nothing but a noise and now it has 15 notes.

hm

This is my take on Revali’s braids, I’m not accepting this weird “long flowing hair” bullshit. I say fans.

Meanwhile, in Florida

So I was visiting Family in Florida this summer and we went to sea world. We go to the arctic exhibit where it was chilly and they had a wall of real ice. I say “wow, it’s chilly in here”, and my aunt just goes “Well you’re from Colorado so you must be used to this”

I just look at her and go “I’m from Colorado, not the polar ice caps”

This hurts to look at

Some woodoo shit

Tell me more

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As a mobile user, I HATE you for putting 10+ gifs in one post.

My feed has been loading for 10 minutes this is not funny.

Scorbunny evolves into Raboot, as the recent teases have suggested.

Lmao, this would be so funny.

AU where instead of saying she is in love with chat noir, Mari says she is in love with ladybug.

Chat noir would be surprised. But he would say he can’t fault her, she has good taste. Probably challenge her for Ladybug’s affections.

Put her as a love rival. As Adrien he would be wary of her.

her dad hearing this. His daughter likes girls too. Family talk. Her parents are supportive of course.

Chat noir telling Ladybug she has an admirer. Ladybug having to pretend to take it seriously