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This shouldn’t make sense to me.

Marinette: Chloe your such a bitch

Chloe: HEY! I am not a bitch.

Chloe: I'm a

Bitch

Honestly the plot of age of calamity out of context sounds like a fan fiction that went off the rails but was so well written people accepted it as canon.

Nintendo writers what did you smoke

Bio shock 4 looks great.

Not risking it

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

I legit just got back from visiting family, and for a week changed my sleep schedule just so I could stay up the entire 14 hour car ride. I only got out of my seat twice.

any adhd kids out there that loved long (3+ hour) car rides because it gave you an acceptable excuse to stare blankly out at an ever-changing background and listen to music on loop / daydream extensively please raise your hands. i wanna check something

They look like they should have a martini in hand going “What is this darling? You dare to fight me?”

Day 205: Gigantamax Orbeetle

As a new author on ao3 still getting used to people reading my story (and actually liking them for some reason) I was prepared for a lot of things.

An animal crossing marriage proposal was not one of them.

You can’t say that the “I am iron man” scene wasn’t a No U moment.

Thanos: *snaps his fingers and kills everyone*

Tony, killing Thanos five years later the exact same way: Uno reverso bitch

Lmao, this would be so funny.

AU where instead of saying she is in love with chat noir, Mari says she is in love with ladybug.

Chat noir would be surprised. But he would say he can’t fault her, she has good taste. Probably challenge her for Ladybug’s affections.

Put her as a love rival. As Adrien he would be wary of her.

her dad hearing this. His daughter likes girls too. Family talk. Her parents are supportive of course.

Chat noir telling Ladybug she has an admirer. Ladybug having to pretend to take it seriously

Me: Hey do you wanna see heathers at 7?

Friend: what do you mean it says Suicide par-

Me: exactly so heathers at 7?

Jonestown Kool Aid Massacre (1978)