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How do I understand what this means? It's hieroglyphic

Bio shock 4 looks great.

@cuddlewars @rroowwggiioo

Something I drew a while back, thought it looked pleasing.

Ah I remember when Colorado used to be chilly this time of year.

A bit of hair drawing practice, with sparkles of course.

What’s even more amazing is how many people got emotionally attached in 5 minutes

Anybody else bothered by the fact that Astruc gave SentiLadybug personhood and had her MURDERED in ~5 minutes

Drawing is not mine, I just added color and words. Haven’t seen anybody else do this so...

Looking at you, Voltron fandom.

Meanwhile, in Florida

So I was visiting Family in Florida this summer and we went to sea world. We go to the arctic exhibit where it was chilly and they had a wall of real ice. I say “wow, it’s chilly in here”, and my aunt just goes “Well you’re from Colorado so you must be used to this”

I just look at her and go “I’m from Colorado, not the polar ice caps”

Loki discribed in one sentence

“You’re going to die for real one of these days and no one is going to believe it because you’ve already faked your death four times.”

So I saw Spiderman: Far From Home, And couldn’t help but think of how alike these two are.

This hurts to look at

Some woodoo shit

I’ve done this before, it’s a very fun prank

Prank

So I went to type in marvel memes after going through a bunch of marvel quotes and I almost typed in “love you 3000”

I’m not crying, you’re crying shut up

This shouldn’t make sense to me.

Marinette: Chloe your such a bitch

Chloe: HEY! I am not a bitch.

Chloe: I'm a

Bitch

Me: *Reads post* Wait...

Me: *Rubs eyes before re-reading post*

Me: STOREY?

Me: WhO tHe Fu-

You can’t say that the “I am iron man” scene wasn’t a No U moment.

Thanos: *snaps his fingers and kills everyone*

Tony, killing Thanos five years later the exact same way: Uno reverso bitch

Apparently I’m the oblivious one. I saw this on 3 separate occasions before seeing the rings.

days 1 & 2: destiny/realization

after an awkward conversation about facial scars and glowing marks, there were… other questions that needed answering.

(I don’t think I’ll have the time to finish all of @klanceweek, but I really wanted to at least do one comic because I miss these two!)

Tell me more

Deleted tourist from photos

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ML Fic Recs: Reverse Crush

If you’re like me, and the regular old love square isn’t enough, I present to you…REVERSE LOVE SQUARE!!! Some of these are done with life swaps while others just change the direction of affections. Will be updated as more are found or changes need to be made. As always, feel free to rec your own!

masterpost

* = WIP

+ = mature/explicit rating

|| italics = my notes

Update 2/27: Oblivious added 

Multichapter (word count next to completed fics)

Curiosity and Satisfaction by imthepunchlord    (54,016)

*Coup De Foudre by Needs_More_Lesbians

* Topsy Turvy by ArcaneAnima

*Chasing the Sky by vanguardinitiate

* When Duty and Desire Meet by EdenDaphne and midnightstarlightwrites

*A Life Less Miraculous by MellyMiraculous

Who Needs Love? by Kaorei    (173,351)  || season1 rewrite on ff.net

* lessons in love by clairelutra

* The Cat’s Meowfia by ghostgirl19

*Stupid, Lucky Girl by ProbablyVoldemort

How to Fail an Identity Reveal by defenestratable    (3,467)

*Something Gone Wrong by independentwriter137

* Oblivious by shadowfaerieammy

Oneshots

Copper Aflame by miraculousem   (1,610)

Miscommunications by Ashtheshortstack     (2,443)

Feet on the Ground by siderealSandman    (1,324)

Knife To Meet You by projectml    (6,578)

Ins

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

Lmao, this would be so funny.

AU where instead of saying she is in love with chat noir, Mari says she is in love with ladybug.

Chat noir would be surprised. But he would say he can’t fault her, she has good taste. Probably challenge her for Ladybug’s affections.

Put her as a love rival. As Adrien he would be wary of her.

her dad hearing this. His daughter likes girls too. Family talk. Her parents are supportive of course.

Chat noir telling Ladybug she has an admirer. Ladybug having to pretend to take it seriously

my hEART

mermaid au except they’re kids with fishtail blankets! 

mertle nino thanks to @hchano <3

That was a twist

🎵 ”Ain’t too proud to beg, sweet darling! Please don’t leave me girl!” 🎵

Ok but consider this,

Mean Chloé at first but then she finds out chat noir is Adrien and starts trying to butter up to chat noir and push marigold out of the way but eventually they help her become a better person and hero. Now that’s the AU I wanna see.

I’m a veritable salt mine today

Now all that’s left to do is to fake scarlet lady’s death.

ML: Scarlet Lady au Drabble : A hero no more

So hawkmoth actually manages to get an akuma to snag scarlet Lady’s miraculous. Revealing her identity to Chat noir.

Chat noir blinks.

“Yea, that’s about who I expected.”

He goes off and manages to snag the earrings back.

Chloe sees that chat got them and is ready to take them back.

But chat doesn’t hand them over.

_______________________________

“Umm chat, hand over my earrings.”

Chat noir realized something. This was his chance.

“No.”

“What do you mean no? I’m scarlet lady, I’m a hero!”

The black cat hero laughs. It was soaked in a sarcastic mocking tone. He stops laughing, looking her dead in her eyes.

“No, a hero doesn’t force all the work on others! A hero doesn’t steal the credit for deeds they don’t do! A hero doesn’t shift the blame on others! A hero doesn’t make People sad and hurt resulting in akumas!”

Chat noir was just warming up.

“You don’t deserve to be a hero! You getting the miraculous was a mistake. One, which I’m gonna correct now.”

“What’s going on?”

A bee themed hero arrived on the scene. Seeing a stunned Chloe with a very enraged chat noir.

Chat noir takes a deep breathe.

“Marigold, Chloe was scarlet lady.”

Marigold takes a second.

“That makes sense.”

“Why is that everyone’s reaction?!”

Marigold then realizes the connotations of the situation, where are her earrings.

“Chat, where are her miraculous?”

“I have them, they got snatched by an akuma. But I got them back.”

“Okay, and you didn’t give… them… Ooooh.”

Marigold realized exactly why Chat had the earrings.

Chloe was getting impatient.

“Okay, you had your little tantrum. I’m sorry you feel that way. Now can I have my earrings back.”

Chat noir looks to marigold.

“All those in favor of Chloe getting the miraculous back. Raise your hand.”

Chloe raises her hand up. She looked at both of them and she had a sinking feeling of what was gonna happen next.

“All those in favor of returning them to master Fu so a better hero is using them.”

Marigold and Chat noir’s hands go up.

“Wait a minute!!!” Chloe shouted.

“Sorry Chloe, majority rules.”

Chat noir and marigold left with the ladybug miraculous. Leaving her to dwell on why they would do this to her.

Playing with Marinette seems pretty....

Risky

RISKy Endeavors

Based on the Risk headcanon:

There were certain rules to attending school at College Francoise Dupont if you wanted to survive.

First, avoid any interaction with Chloe Bourgeois if at all possible. If you are unfortunate enough to gain her attention, simply let her be and hope nothing about you offended her enough to threaten to get her father involved.

Second, expect an akuma attack at least once per week. Many students now had designated hiding spots by this point.

And third, Risk is banned from the premises and even mentioning the game is forbidden.

Adrien Agreste may have been attending the school for a few months, but he was still technically new and thus did not know this when he suggested a game day after school when he actually happened to have some free time.

The other boys seemed interested in the idea. At least until he made the mistake of actually starting to LIST the games.

They realized all too quickly what was happening.

He failed to see the growing panic.

“Yeah, I have a bunch of board games we can play! Monopoly, Life, Scrabble, Ri—”

Adrien was cut off by the sudden appearance of five different hands covering his mouth.

“Who told him?” 

“I thought you told him?”

“I had to tell Alya! That was enough of a mistake!” 

“No way, you know what happened last time!”

“Guys? What’s going on?” Came another voice that had all five males tensing in fear as they recognized that deceptively sweet voice. None dared to move or release Adrien. Slowly, they almost seemed to turn as one to face true horror.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

Wait—what?

Adrien blinked, completely confused.

“Nothing! Nothing is going on! Nothing at all!” Nino exclaimed.

“We were just talking about homework.” Ivan insisted.

“And nothing else!” Kim added, hurriedly.

Max merely started muttering incomprehensibly. 

Nathaniel tried to hide his face behind his sketchbook.

Marinette appeared…disappointed. “Oh. Okay then. Guess I’ll see you all later.”

The five boys watched warily as Marinette walked away to the other end of the hallway and turned a corner out of sight.

None of the boys took this to mean anything though, and despite Adrien’s growing ire, they refused to release him until they were sure the coast was clear. Nathaniel went so far as to go after her and peek around the corner to make sure she was gone before turning back to the others with a nod that it was safe to talk.

“That was too close!” Kim said with a sigh of relief as he released Adrien. “Sorry, by the way.”

Adrien was…still confused. “What was THAT all about?”

Ivan winced. “It’s…complicated.”

Nathaniel was almost hyperventilating. “She was on the other side of the school. SHE WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCHOOL!”

“Logic doesn’t mean anything in the face of the “R-word”, Nathaniel. You know that!” Nino hissed.

And poor Adrien was completely lost. “What?

Kim, Ivan, Nathaniel, and Nino all sent each other glances, uncertain how to begin to explain. Realizing one of their number was not involved in the communication through staring, Kim’s eyes widened as he turned to find his much more intelligent friend who was sitting against a wall descending into strange muttering and where did he get that calculator from?

“Oh no, not again!” Kim moaned.

“I can figure it out, I swear!” The shorter boy insisted as he started typing the calculator furiously.

“Max. Max, no. We talked about this.”

“But the scientific probability—”

“Let it go, Max.”

“How could she not lose even ONE TIME!”

Kim sighed. “I’d better take him before he has another mental breakdown.”

Adrien gaped. “Another? What?”

Nino grimaced, rubbing the back of his neck. “Yeah, sorry dude.”

“It’s just not possible!” Max shouted before Kim hefted him over his shoulder and carried him out of the hallway, much to the somewhat resigned and amused stares of the other boys. And Adrien, who just stared after them in even greater confusion and a growing desire to know what the heck was going on!

With that strange interaction, Adrien turned to the others to try to request an explanation. As if sensing his intent, Ivan and Nathaniel suddenly had other places to be that were specifically not around him and immediately took off as well.

Realizing that he was the only one left (the cowards!), Nino sighed and took Adrien by the arm. “It’s okay. Let’s just go to my house and into a locked room where she can’t find us and I’ll explain everything.”

Me: Hey do you wanna see heathers at 7?

Friend: what do you mean it says Suicide par-

Me: exactly so heathers at 7?

Jonestown Kool Aid Massacre (1978)