if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure
René Magritte, La corde sensible, 1960
Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.
eleanor guthrie truly character of all time. she's awful. she's a pirate, she's not quite a pirate because it occasionally suits her to be an englishwoman instead. her daddy issues nearly destroyed nassau. she made one of the most feared pirates on the seas crawl at her feet but also did such a number on him that he killed her real father. she made another of the most feared pirates on the seas into the dad who stepped up but only after having some weird sexual tension with him. her lesbian situationship reverberated through the whole narrative so bad that the core relationship semi-quoted her breakup. she's dead. she comp hetted her way into her own doom. she's shiv roy for the high seas. jack rackham said she was mother. anne bonny called her a cunt. she was even bisexual.
figurines by TheSafflowerField
they didn’t let ewan mcgregor sing or get his cock out in any of the star wars prequels, two of his favorite things. that’s like when people keep bettas in those tiny tanks. it’s inhumane.