And Here They Are ^^ Final Peace With The Main Five

zane: the only acceptable icing is buttercream. whipped icing is a cowards choice, and people who use fondant are demons and must meet me in the street-- for their poor life choices have led them to accept play doh as acceptable cake decoration.

cole: turn on your location and we can talk.

zane: i hope you understand sign language then, friend, because all you will be seeing is hands.

kai: damn shits getting real in the cake decorating fandom

You’re welcome

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

lin manuel miranda as a 3 year old would rap things like “Googoo Gaga mama I don’t mean to cause much drama but I’m under goin trauma from what’s underneath my bed, there’s a monster sized iguana and it smells like marijuana i know it’s fake but i don’t wanna see it messing with my head” or something

"Ah, Sundays." Aizawa sighed contently. "Where school's not in session and I can relax and catch up on my shows." His ears picked up the sound of someone running up to his door. He sighed. "And right on cue," Shouta went to answer the door. "A loud blond comes to ruin my peace."

"Eraserhead!" Mt. Lady in an odd state of undress, "You gotta help me! Deku found me banging his mom!"

Shouta could feel the oncoming headache. "And why are you here?" He seethed.

"I wanna keep banging his mom."

"Right, why did I expect anything different." Shouta rubbed his temples. "Guest room's the third door on the right."

"Thanks, Eraserhead!" Mt. Lady said as she rushed down the hall.

Shouta closed the door before it was knocked on again. He opened the door to find his friend, Kayama Nemuri, the Pro Hero Midnight. "You better not also be fucking Midoriya's mother."

"Shouta!" Kayama gasped, "I would never!" She paused. "Now, Bakugou's mother…"

"Bakugou Mitsuki is married." Shouta frowned.

"Oh, Masaru's well aware." Nemuri winked.

"Disgusting. Hide under my couch."

"You got it!"

Shouta tried to close the door, but caught sight of Miruko rushing at his apartment, so he simply opened the door wider. "Please tell me you're not boning one of my student's mothers." He drawled.

"Nope!" Miruko grinned.

Shouta quirked an eyebrow.

"I'm boning Todoroki Fuyumi!" Miruko guffawed.

"Bathroom's the door on the left." Shouta sighed, pointing a thumb down the hall.

"Nice, you're a bro!" Miruko grinned, before running down the hall.

Shouta sighed before closing his door, only for three of his students to crash through his window, only one of them characteristically angry. The other two were uncharacteristically angry.

"Problem children-" Shouta began before they all started screaming over one another.

"Mt. Lady-"

"Midnight-"

"Miruko-"

"My mom-"

"MY FOLKS-"

"My sister-"

The door slammed open behind Shouta, and Fukukado Emi, the bane of his existence, strode in. "Eraser!" She announced, "I'm back from the home for troubled women!"

"Checking in, I hope." Shouta muttered.

"Nope! I was meeting troubled women!" Fukukado laughed. "And let me tell you about this real beaut of a babe I met in room 319-"

"Wait," Todoroki stopped her, "Did this woman have white hair and brown eyes?"

"Yep!" Fukukado replied happily, "How'd you know about lil' Rei? You her brother?"

Todoroki inhaled through his nose, then turned to Shouta. "Aizawa-sensei, permission to blow up the apartment?"

"Fuck it, go nuts."

"Thank you."

There was a cold snap, a flare of fire, and the apartment exploded.

And then it exploded again.

And once more, for good measure.

the thing is like. i get that it's scary and makes people who do desire to get pregnant uncomfortable when we talk about the brutality and violence of pregnancy and the damage that pregnancy can do to your body

but you deserve to give informed consent to that process.

the lies around pregnancy - that it's inherently safe, that it doesn't do you permanent damage, that it's only extremely rare for people to die of pregnancy complications, etc like

all of these are lies constructed so that more people will get pregnant w/o knowing all that

there needs to be more talk about the impact of miscarriages and how common they are, how different abortion processes are and how accessible they are

but also like. talking about how pregnancy fucks your body up should not be taboo

this is a process that permanently changes most people's bodies, and that's even if the pregnancy doesn't do them like. severe illness or injury

and i just think everybody should have a right to KNOW that

bc to live in a society that intentionally obscures and hides facts about a completely optional and dangerous process does so for a reason, and that reason is based in a very sinister ideology that does not value bodily autonomy or informed consent

Lloyd !!!

I drew my love again.

Reblog to kill it faster

Who wants to hear Zane rap? Raise your hands! 🙌