"Ah, Sundays." Aizawa Sighed Contently. "Where School's Not In Session And I Can Relax And Catch Up On

"Ah, Sundays." Aizawa sighed contently. "Where school's not in session and I can relax and catch up on my shows." His ears picked up the sound of someone running up to his door. He sighed. "And right on cue," Shouta went to answer the door. "A loud blond comes to ruin my peace."

"Eraserhead!" Mt. Lady in an odd state of undress, "You gotta help me! Deku found me banging his mom!"

Shouta could feel the oncoming headache. "And why are you here?" He seethed.

"I wanna keep banging his mom."

"Right, why did I expect anything different." Shouta rubbed his temples. "Guest room's the third door on the right."

"Thanks, Eraserhead!" Mt. Lady said as she rushed down the hall.

Shouta closed the door before it was knocked on again. He opened the door to find his friend, Kayama Nemuri, the Pro Hero Midnight. "You better not also be fucking Midoriya's mother."

"Shouta!" Kayama gasped, "I would never!" She paused. "Now, Bakugou's mother…"

"Bakugou Mitsuki is married." Shouta frowned.

"Oh, Masaru's well aware." Nemuri winked.

"Disgusting. Hide under my couch."

"You got it!"

Shouta tried to close the door, but caught sight of Miruko rushing at his apartment, so he simply opened the door wider. "Please tell me you're not boning one of my student's mothers." He drawled.

"Nope!" Miruko grinned.

Shouta quirked an eyebrow.

"I'm boning Todoroki Fuyumi!" Miruko guffawed.

"Bathroom's the door on the left." Shouta sighed, pointing a thumb down the hall.

"Nice, you're a bro!" Miruko grinned, before running down the hall.

Shouta sighed before closing his door, only for three of his students to crash through his window, only one of them characteristically angry. The other two were uncharacteristically angry.

"Problem children-" Shouta began before they all started screaming over one another.

"Mt. Lady-"

"Midnight-"

"Miruko-"

"My mom-"

"MY FOLKS-"

"My sister-"

The door slammed open behind Shouta, and Fukukado Emi, the bane of his existence, strode in. "Eraser!" She announced, "I'm back from the home for troubled women!"

"Checking in, I hope." Shouta muttered.

"Nope! I was meeting troubled women!" Fukukado laughed. "And let me tell you about this real beaut of a babe I met in room 319-"

"Wait," Todoroki stopped her, "Did this woman have white hair and brown eyes?"

"Yep!" Fukukado replied happily, "How'd you know about lil' Rei? You her brother?"

Todoroki inhaled through his nose, then turned to Shouta. "Aizawa-sensei, permission to blow up the apartment?"

"Fuck it, go nuts."

"Thank you."

There was a cold snap, a flare of fire, and the apartment exploded.

And then it exploded again.

And once more, for good measure.

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Looking for a fic.

Has been found

It's a lila salt, I don't remember who wrote it but I'm pretty sure it was either on here or on AO3. But basically from what I remember is that Lila's mom finds out she's a liar and tricks her that their going to visit lila's dad in Italy who is a principal at like a military school. Lila is saying that Adrien is her bf and such. Please help me find it.


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To the person who just sent me an Ask. PLEASE INTERACT AGAIN! I meant to write your username down to check out your blog, but I hit send before I could.

THE PERSON WITH A CAT NAMED SLEEPY!


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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

never forget that despite being the younger of two shows by 2 years, ninjago has more seasons than rupauls drag race.

never forget that despite only airing in 2011, ninjago has been around longer than the official legalization of gay marriage in the u.s..

never forget that despite only being 12 years old, ninjago has lasted longer than the confederacy.

Little acrobat Dick Grayson seeing his new lanky, 6’1 foster dad for the first time and immediately labeling him as Climbable TM:

He likes riding on his shoulders everywhere because it gives him a good view of the street.

Sometimes, he’ll ask for a piggy back ride, forget he needs to carry his own weight halfway through, and just dangle his feet while choking Battinson with his strong little arms until Bruce frantically taps out.

He’ll braid Bruce’s hair when he gets anxious in public. That leads to Battinson carrying around those colorful rubber ties in his pocket at all times.

Dick just forgoes asking Bruce to grab something, drags him to the right spot to stand, then climbs him like a monkey.

When Dick becomes Robin, he will “steer” Bruce using his bat ears while riding his shoulders. (“Just like Ratatouille! I’m the chef, and you’re the pasta guy.”)

Someone sees Bruce in public at one point from the front, wonders where his kid went cuz he was right there just a second ago? then Bruce turns 90 degrees, and there’s Dick clinging to his back like a cuddly little parasite.

This does not stop when Dick gets older. Bruce just gets stronger.

I think Sir Nighteye should have survived for the sheer amount of humor you could get from him and All Might afterwards.

Nighteye, forcing himself out of the hospital bed after recovering from life saving surgery to go make sure Mirio and Eri and Deku are alright

All Might, coming in the room at the wrong time: Wha- Sit back down! What do you think you’re doing?! You just lost a lung, you can’t just get up and- *cuts off with an annoyed expression, hearing himself for the first time*

Nighteye, giving him a look: No no, go on. What important lesson were you about to teach me? Mm?

All Might: ……never mind.

Vengeance is Never a Good Idea- For Hattafan2593

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I’m not exactly happy with this but I think this is the best I can do. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this even if it’s not my best. To Hattafan2593, I’m really sorry for this taking so long but also if it isn’t what you hoped. Hopefully it isn’t too bad but it gave me quite a bit of trouble. Never the less, thanks sending in a request. 

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Alya shook as she saw herself destroying Marinette’s sketchpad on video. She had just been trying to avenge Lila as Marinette had stolen her designs and Lila had been so upset by it. She had been in tears and Alya knew that she couldn’t let Marinette get away with stealing her designs. She thought Marinette would know better but apparently not. However, she had no idea that Lila had followed her in secret and filmed her. She had no idea that Lila would actually send the video to the group chat and claim that she had been shocked to see Alya do such a thing. She had no idea that she had outlived her usefulness to Lila. For the last few weeks, Alya had been acting more and more unhinged. She was constantly snapping at everyone and anyone because her blog was no longer popular. People had caught on that it was no longer the most useful blog about Ladybug and that it was basically tabloid trash, devoted to either fake interviews or trying to convince everyone that Ladynoir was the one true ship and that they were actually dating. Even someone as blind and dumb as Sabrina could see that Ladybug was dating the new Fox hero, not Chat Noir but Alya refused to admit she was wrong. It didn’t help that a new blog had turned up. As far as Alya was concerned, this new blog was stealing her views and likes. It didn’t occur to her that her viewers had gotten tired with her blog and she even blamed Marinette for it. She was convinced that Marinette was the owner of the blog. She wasn’t. Alya blinked as the messages began to come through, knocking her out of her thoughts.

Radbitsk8r: What the actual hell?! @Foxwivwifi why did you destroy Marinette’s work?!

Foxwivwifi: Because she deserved it! Lila was upset about Marinette stealing her designs! Right, @modelqueen?!

ModelQueen: I was upset that someone might have stolen them. I never said she actually had. I can’t believe you actually destroy her work!

Alya frowned at Lila’s response. She was sure Lila had claimed that Marinette had in fact stolen her designs but could it be she misheard her? No! She was certain that she had said Marinette had stolen her designs.

FoxwivWifi: No! You said you had seen her taking your designs!

ModelQueen: No, I said that I suspected that someone had taken my designs and that I happened to see Marinette near my locker! That is not the same as saying she stole from me!

Bubbleboy: Alya, that is not cool. I can understand taking a look at her sketchpad to see if she had taken Lila’s design but you can’t just destroy Marinette’s things. That is a crime and you have no real solid proof.

FoxwivWifi: But Lila said she had! I was just trying to avenge her!

ModelQueen: No, I didn’t!!

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