U.S. congressman ralph norman stating he hopes bats go extinct, just earlier this week as he voted against endangered species protections.
His office, where you can have statements or messages passed on to him:
(202) 225-5501
since we were talking about au where ofa does not let u age once u have it and toshinori looks like 16 outside of all might form,,,,,
the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique
Im obsessed with your permanent membership guaranteed ( i cant spell lmao) au but i have the need to tell you that i woke up laughing because i imagined All Might being stuck at like 12/14
omg. does he just look like a kid whenever he’s doing hero work??? like can he buff up or not?? is a literal toddler all might? and everyone knows and is just like,, yeah we like our 50 year old child number one hero as he is. endeavor’s PISSED because this overly strong kid cannot be beaten,
or does he just look like regular all might when doing hero work but shrinks when he’s not. izuku meets all might only to realise that all might is more baby faced than him. as much as he admires all might he can’t take being called young man by a 12 year old seriously
oh god there’s a 12 year old in the staff room marking homework and all the UA teachers just have to accept this,,,,
indigenous xikrin people from the xingu river, pará, brasil by taylor weidman: irety-kre, ireire, nhakoti, nhgreidjyr-ti, irekab & kopri
Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly
11 pm idea that hit me one night (might have been done before but hey, here's my turn at the idea) Izuku is transported back into his Five year old self, and has the chance to do everything all over again; and makes things right this time...
But there are several problems getting in the way of saving everyone, namely that he's a quirkless five year old, that has none of his friends, allies or strength he had in his teens. All of them don't know he exist, plus half of them are toddlers. There's also a lot of stuff that won't happen until much later, not to mention he isn't sure how a lot of stuff came to be. He has no idea how Dabi survived were toga grew up, and Tomura has already killed his family four years prior and is living somewhere with All for One.
He knows won't get OFA until he's fifteen, and he's not even sure he might this time around. Because changing history means that All Might won't get injured and never have a reason to pass it on. Getting it when he's four would be impossible since he's young, and because people might not believe him when he say's he from the future, and can he blame them?
So after thinking over all the options, Izuku decides that if he can't be a hero, then he's going to be a villain...or at least pretend to be one so that he can stop the villains before they become huge threats. Basically Izuku decides to fight fire with fire, which he cranks up to 100 because he know a way to get a strong power that could go toe to toe with All for One and the person to go to get it from.
So Izuku sneaks into All for One doctors office and get's a hold of the replica of All for One quirk, with added hijinks. Now Izuku my have the replica nicely stored away in a glass tube, but he doesn't know how to acquire it... so he just decides to eat it because it worked the first time.
It's not meant to work like that, but for Izuku it does, after falling sick for like three days. Because eating a quirk wasn't the best idea. But who cares Izuku now got All for One, foresight on future events and his New villain career to kick off at the ripe old age of five.
And boy does he go off with a bang, by breaking Nagant out of Tartarus (Izuku needed a body guard, and Nagant was innocent), convincing hawks to run away from the HC (it was Nagant idea really) and recruiting the number two hero eldest son (Well Toya more recruited himself) among other things.
This unsurprisingly, this get's All for One's attention, but Izuku sure that he won't get caught because who would expect "quirkless five year old Deku" to the the next be up and coming villain? Apparently All for One, because the guy awkwardly walks in to his preschool one day, picks him up and is both quite shocked and amused to find this villain, that's been causing the Hero commission so much strife, is just a four year old boy.
Izuku thinks this might be the end, but instead of snipping of this bud before it grow, All for One decides he'll let Izuku keep doing what he's doing, because the whole things amusing. Except Izuku still "only a baby, not quite a big bad villain yet" so All for One will be "probably supervising" Izuku growth into villainy.
Izuku doesn't know weather to yell in joy at getting a one up on All for One or scream in anguish that now he's got the worst villain in the world making him his personal pet project.
Izuku decides to burn that bridge when he get's there.
I have more of this AU if anyone wants to know about it, but just baby toddler villain Izuku getting followed around by his older villain father, during his first errands. All dress up in his preschool uniform carry several books on "how to commit crimes and get away with it" well telling AFO to buzz off.
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board