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ITS THIS THING TUESDAY

Coming into a fandom late

Battinson being a complete child magnet.

He is so done with being a CEO with Responsibilities and would rather just hang out with his neighbors' kids and play with legos or color or some shit, and kids are incredibly perceptive to this.

They can tell when an Adult isn’t an Adult Adult. And Battinson is barely an Adult in any right. At best, he’s an angsty teenager in a 28yo body. So when they see him on the street looking like he would rather be watching cartoons than go to work at nine in the morning, they just run up to him and say, “Wanna see the chalk art I made?!” or “What’s your favorite animal? Mine’s a porcupine :)” and their parents do not understand why.

They just can’t grasp how every single child has decided that Bruce is their best friend. They try to stop their little rascals from walking up to Bruce Wayne who probably has places to be at any time of day, but Bruce just goes with it because of course he wants to see their chalk art. It’s better than going to Stupid Meetings.

He is happy to follow some random toddler who grabbed his hand and won’t stop babbling on about nonsense. Some kid wants him to join their tea party? Bruce is honored. He will never turn down the opportunity to play hide and seek with the family across the street.

Bruce gradually becomes the parent/older sibling/friend type for like every single child in Gotham. He is the Go To Babysitter for like half his block (but if we’re being honest, it’s really Alfred. Bruce is just the playmate yk?) Every kid at school is soooo jealous of Dick because his dad is that cool rich guy that buys everyone ice cream at the park and braids their hair on Career Day and will sneak them candy from the top shelf when their parents aren’t looking.

He just has that EnergyTM with kids. Bruce is not a guardian figure. He’s one of them. He’s their imaginary friend come to life. He is an Adult Child, and he has money to spend, and he knows exactly how they feel, and he is completely down to making a castle out of marshmallows instead of Doing Work.

Then one day, some middle schooler meets Batman, gets the exact same vibe from him, and goes, “Wait a minute.”

This song and lloyd… ourgh my heart hurts

the notes are broken 😂

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Some class 1-H headcanons for peace of mind:

Hanabusa watches nature documentaries to calm down.

Endomoto really likes trains and railways of all kinds

Hanabusa makes his own tea leaves. Endomoto likes to help harvest them. Hanabusa enjoys the company.

The entire class let a bunch of slinkies loose down the stairs, but Power Loader covered for them, saying that it was for "experimental purposes"

Hatsume isn't the only reason why Power Loader has a few more gray hairs since the start of the year.

Bushida really hates sudden loud noises.

It reminds him too much of when he lost his leg.

This puts a tiny strain on his and Hatsume's friendship at first, but Hatsume tries to tone down the noise, and eventually, Bushida gets used to it.

Daguchi knits, and when he concentrates, he stays awake for hours, just steadily knitting.

Tucker likes lavender ice cream.

Chinen's parents are divorced, and she hasn't seen her mother in a very long time.

Chinen and Hatsume did not get along for a good chunk of their first year, mainly due to creative/personality differences.

Despite Tucker's quiet and shy nature, she really likes dressing pastel colours.

Endomoto had a crush on Chinen around the beginning of first year, but ultimately realised that he likes her better as a friend.

Daguchi, Tucker, Hatsume, and Hanabusa are the sarcasm team of class 1-H

Chinen, Endomoto, and Bushida are the "Kill 'em with kindness" trio

They're a very tight-knit group; mainly because they're a small class.

When Endomoto isn't concentrating, sometimes little puffs of steam escape from his mouth.

Hatsume goes to Hanabusa and Tucker to get her locs retwisted.

Chinen has a horrible vendetta against pomegranates. Nobody knows why, and they're afraid to ask.

Hanabusa is very close with his grandmother. In contrast, Chinen is very close to her grandfather.

Hatsume's eyes glow in the dark. She has scared everyone in her class at least once, just by sitting in the dark kitchen of the dorms.

Their heights go from this order (tallest to shortest):

Bushida, Hanabusa, Tucker, Daguchi, Endomoto, Hatsume, Chinen.

Daguchi tends to lean on people a lot. Taller or shorter, it doesn't matter.

Endomoto cannot tie his tie properly, and it drives Daguchi insane.

He has a bit of a baby face

Tucker gestures with her hands a lot when she speaks.

It's very difficult to tell when Tucker and Hanabusa are joking.

Bushida is pretty tall and intimidating, but he has the personality of a golden retriever.

Out of all the students, Daguchi has the most connections to the upperclassmen, which everyone else is mystified with.

They have all called Power Loader "Dad" on purpose at least once.

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