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SUE ME I WANNA BE WANTED

(P.S Sorry your dog died)

(P.S.S Sorry, I'm like your dream bride)

Taylor Swift Red Album Photoshoot by Brian Doben & Sarah Barlow 2012

My street is so "Willoughby Tucker, I'll always love you," coded, no?

percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod

literally everyone else’s view of percy:

I think one of my favourite parts about the iliad is the gods interacting on Olympus. Obviously I love my lil greek heroes but somehting about the gods just hanging about like normal people is so silly. Like people are dying Zeus why are we having brunch 😭

As someone who got into greek myths when I was 10, because of pjo ^^^ no notes : perfection even

a quick psa to anyone recently getting into greek mythology and is a victim of tumblr and/or tiktok misconceptions:

-there is no shame in being introduced to mytholgy from something like percy jackson, epic the musical or anything like that, but keep in mind that actual myths are going to be VERY different from modern retellings

-the myth of medusa you probably know (her being a victim of poseidon and being cursed by athena) isn't 100% accurate to GREEK mythology (look up ovid)

-there is no version of persephone's abduction in which persephone willingly stays with hades, that's a tumblr invention (look up homeric hymn to demeter)

-as much as i would like it, no, cerberus' name does not mean "spot" (probably a misunderstanding from this wikipedia article)

-zeus isn't the only god who does terrible things to women, your fav male god probably has done the same

-on that note, your fav greek hero has probably done some heinous shit as well

-gods are more complicated than simply being "god of [insert thing]", many titles overlap between gods and some may even change depending on where they were worshipped

-also, apollo and artemis being the gods of the sun and the moon isn't 100% accurate, their main aspects as deities originally were music and the hunt

-titans and gods aren't two wholly different concepts, titan is just the word used to decribe the generation of gods before the olympians

-hector isn't the villain some people make him out to be

-hephaestus WAS married to aphrodite. they divorced. yes, divorce was a thing in ancient greece. hephaestus' wife is aglaia

-ancient greek society didn't have the same concepts of sexuality that we have now, it's incorrect to describe virgin goddesses like artemis and athena as lesbians, BUT it's also not wholly accurate to describe them as aromantic/asexual, it's more complex than that

-you can never fully understand certain myths if you don't understand the societal context in which they were told

-myths have lots and lots of retellings, there isn't one singular "canon", but we can try to distinguish between older and newer versions and bewteen greek and roman versions

-most of what you know about sparta is probably incorrect

-reading/waching retellings is not a substitute to reading the original myths, read the iliad! read the odyssey! i know they may seem intimidating, but they're much more entertaining than you may think

greek mythology is so complex and interesting, don't go into it with preconcieved notions! try to be open to learn!

Ithaca saga ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

The challenge

. Poor penelope

. Oh yes the weaving trick

. "I don't know how long much longer I'll last"

. Oh the tempo

. "Time to be the man of the house"

. Changed it slightly?

. "Though I never thought these would be the lengths we go for love"

. WAITING? NOO NOT THIS MOTIF

Hold them down

. Goofy suitors

. "Can't you guys see were being played?"

. The repition of "hold them down" is so good

. Antinous is so deliciously evil

. "Hold him down til the boy stops shaking"

. The animatic is insane, anniflamma never dissapoints

. "Only the ocean and I will know"

. What the fuck

. That is so disturbing

. WOLFY

. ODYSSEUS WAIT ONG

ODYSSEUS

. "Worst of all I hear you dare to touch my wife and hurt my boy"

. Cmon

. BOSS FIGHT

. HE HAS HAD "enough"

. The suitors have such good voices

. Alright batman

. GET THEM

. "old king forgive us"

. Open arms? Mf you tried to rape his wife

. TELEMACHUS MY PRINCE WARRIOR OF THE MIND

. "we don't fight fair"

. "get off me, get off me!"

. Not the callback

. "You filled my heart with hate"

I can't help but wonder

. "Father" so much in that one word

. This line makes me sob without failure

. Jay and mico hug is so sweet

. "Show yourself"

. WHAT ATHENA??

. Oh, that's saddening

. I'm literally crying, TELEY MY BOYY

Would you fall in love with me again

. "Penelope" finally

. "Is it you" so surreal

. "I am not the man you once adored" fuck

. All the differnet artists mixing with the actions it's beautiful

. "And take it far away from here"

. The tree? Lol I know that it's a trick but still

. "Carved it into the olive tree when we first met"

. "So i guess that makes him you"

. Their voices are so incredible

. Waiting, waiting......

The end, fin.

EPIC MY LOVE I'LL MISS THESE 😔😔🥰

The vengance saga🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

I'm not sorry for loving you

. I'm so excited for this one

. I lowkey don't know the songs that'll be here

. Her voice!!!!

. I'm so glad I get to listen to the proper version

. I feel bad for her sorry guys 😞 ✋️

. "Let me speak~"

. Their voices!! Especially together

. The pre chorus and chorus sound heavenly

. "I'm angry and tired and restless and sad"

. This part wrecks me I'm sorry

. "WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS LOVE FOR YOU" is literally the best line

Dangerous

. Huh? Not how I expected that to start

. A lil reprise

. Fuck, the emptiness where the crew usually sung

. Bro they've got him on a raft

. HERMES SAGA

. God I love dangerous

. No comment just perfection

. Hermes actually telling him what's going on>>>

. ODYSSEUS YES HE HAS TO GET HOME

. "Good luck~" icon

Charybdis

. THE INSTRUMENTAL CHRIST

. Ooo the snippet

. "I'd like to hurry up and end this"

. He's such a king like

. And of course very intelligent

. "Til I'm in the clear"

. Thats it?

. HOME ITHACA

. "My wife and son are past these shores"

. His voice is breaking me

. "Penelope"

. The what saga continues

Get in the water

. THE ONE WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

. "I've been waiting for this moment for the perfect time to strike"

. Whoever hates Steven's voice needs help

. "Get in the water"

. And Jay's voice is once again incredible

. "Don't mistake my threats for bluff"

. I'm very excited to see how this goes

. "Aren't you tired Poseidon?"

. Don't reason with him?!

. He is not gonna talk his way out this shit

. Um... is he?

. YESSSS

. "RUTHLESSNESS"

. THE MIXX

. "DIE"

. It sounds like a choir

. NOOO I DONT NEED ANOTHER MIX OF ALL THEIR VOICES

. BROOO 😭

. Brb ascending

. FUCK OFF THAT'S IT???

Six hundred strike

. The guitar 🎸 mmmmm

. HUH?! WHAT'S GOING ON AHAH

. AEOLUS?

. WHAT'S GOING ONN

. HELPP WHAT

. "I don't think you seem to get it cuz I cant afford to die I will get back to my son and I will get back to my wife

. Im glad that this song takes place over so much time becuz it deserves it

. "You idiot"

. Aww I thought

. BLOCKED HIS WAY HOME??

. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING

. "You can't kill me"

. "Exactly" GAGGED ME

. BRO AHHHHHH

. "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS"

. JESUS CHRIST

. OH MY GOD

. FULL CAPITALS

. DUDE I MEAN

. "haven't I suffered enough"

. "ALRIGHT"

. YESSSS

. I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

. NEXT TO MY WIFE??? KINGG (of Ithaca)

Do you guys know that one theory (I think its a theory) that ethel cain = Jesus or is a metaphor/second coming.

Then will preachers wife be Mary?

And could mother of a preacher be about "god"

Stupid random idea, yeah, but??

(Also I'm so excited for Hayden's new album)

Pictures in my camera roll that remind me of the song 'sun bleached flies'

(They're all outside my local church, btw)

Pictures in my camera roll that remind me of the song 'sun bleached flies'

(They're all outside my local church, btw)

idk what tumblrina or twitter warrior needs to hear this but youre not special for liking taylor swift

I truly can't explain it but something about Percy & Poseidon's dynamic truly breaks me. Much more than Annabeth's relationship with Athena or Nico's with Hades. I can't explain it. I just think it's written so well.

Iike Poseidon is by no means a good father, but he clearly loves Percy. Every time he interacts with Percy, you can feel how much he wants to be there for Percy and the fact he can't makes me actually nauseous.

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HIM BEING POSEIDON'S "favourite son" [DIRECT QUOTE 😭]

Or the fact he visited Percy when Percy was a baby even though he never should've for both their sakes *slams head repeatedly into knife*.

My walking to school playlist for autumn because I love love LOVE autumn

My little (to no) context reaction to the wisdom saga 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

(I couldn't stay up to watch the live so I'm just listening to the music = no animatics)

[30th of august 14:58]

Legendary

. I mean I've already heard legendary but I'm excited

. Gorgeous music, I feel transported into like ancient greece

. This sounds amazing

. The guy who voices Telemachus (MICO?) is adorable

. I don't like the riffs but he sounds good

. Telemachus deserves the world

. "L-l-l-l egendary"

. 108??!

. Isn't he like 13 here? (anywhere from 12-15 i feel like)

. I don't think we got a snippet of the ending

. MAN OF THE HOUSE

. AHHHA

. 20 YEARS?? WHAT

. I can't tell if they said 12 or 20

."BOY" Lowkey scared me

. EXCUSE YOU SIR TRAMP?? WHO DOES HE THINK-

. Antinous didn't come to play DAYUM

. This is insane

. "Whatcha gonna do about it champ?" Jorge was totally right Ayron is such a good Antinous

. Awwww he can't do anything :<

. Wait?

Little wolf

. GET HIM TELEY

. I love Antinous's voice

. I really loved the snippets for this one

. "I'll teach you all the lessons your daddy never could" it's on sight actually

. And little wolf is just so ughh I wanna punch him

. ATHENA

. FIGHT BACK

. BAHAHAHA UPPERCUT?

. QUICK THOUGHT

. And he👏is👏a 👏bully👏

. SHOW HIM

. ATHENA IS SO COOL

. OMG OMG

. Her voice is stunning

. The animatics are gonna go so hard

. Awww

. Oh he lost??

. Telemachus:((

. I mean yeah why did she come to your aid?

We'll be fine

. We only got Teleys bit so I'm excited

. Oo start with Athena

. FRIEND??

. Don't make me cry

. "He was a lot like you" gee I wonder why

. GREW APART :((

. HIS LIGHT!!

. GLORIOUS VOICE

. WAITT THEY CHANGED IT

. "Or if hes worth the hype but" > " I don't know what he's like"

. Fair enough

. And they changed "Cuz I got in a fight, sailed to an island when I've never left home shores"

. Okay it's been less than 5 minutes please refrain on the whole "friend" thing rn lol

. God telemachus voice (I can't shut up they're such good singers"

. DUET!!!!

. YOU WILL BE FINE

. Kid? Is he twenty or 12 I can't tell

Love in paradise

. FUCK YES

. WAIT THE INTRO?

. THEY WERE AT SEA FOR 10 YEARS, damn

. THE MUSIC SOARING, IT'S SO COOL, ouch

. CALYPSO MY LOVE (only the epic version though) [Ik it's up to interpretation but for me she doesn't sa him in this version]

. She's my wife 🙂 anyway 🤨

. HELL NO

. Oh shit love in paradise is athena watching, not Odysseus's experience

. Like this is when they first met and Calypso and Odysseus have been together for 7 years

. 7 YEARS

. YEAH I SAID THAT, before the song did

. ODYSSEUS!!

. WHAT > THE LEDGE

. ODYSSEUS 😭😭😭😭

. Wtf I am not emotionally stable enough for this

. Open..... arms.. BRO

. HIS MUM, POLITES AND EURY AND PENELOPE AND ATHENA??? BROO 😢

. YEAH I THINK HE DOES NEED HELP UGH

God games

. Ooo very grand

. Athena get him PLEASE

. She's about that business

. YES GOD GAMES INTRO OMGG

. WAIT WERE GONNA HEAR APOLLO AND HEAPHESTUS I'M SO EXCITED

. THE LITTLE MUSIC CHANEGS ARE SO GOOD

. ZEUS VOICE IS SO AMASZNIGN

. "and me" 😎

. That is not how I thought Apollo would sound

. He's batting for the sirens?? Um Ig that makes sense

. Oh Heaphestus I totally thought that aphrodite was next

. Well she's level 3 anyway

. BRO HIS DAD VOICES HEAPHESTUS I LOVE THAT

. Wait Apollo and Heaphestus are very reasonable, good for them

. NOW THE ONE WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR (excluding Hera)

. OMG IT'S THE SNIPPET THAT'S THE FINAL

. Athena's voice is new?

. Hmm she rerecorded but they didn't

. DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO KILL HER

. Don't fuck with Telemachus in front of Athena

. "Ughh release him"

. HERA

. OH FUCK SHE'S PERFECT CMON

. RELEASE HIM

. ZEUS YOU DICKHEAD SHE'S THE GODESS OF WISDOM LITERALLY ONLY HER COULD BEAT YOUR GAME

. WHAT WHAT

. NO

. WHAT???

. WHAT'S going on

. The music is telling me she like survived whatever his ambush was

. Zeus....

.THATS THE END WHATT

Sooooo I’ve been looking for references for the Poseidon/Odysseus/Zeus sandwich and… I don’t know, guys… I can’t imagine Odysseus being between them and NOT looking absolutely terrified. Not having Odysseus enjoy it… IT MAKES IT SO DISTURBING, GUYS! Right now, I’m going to have the one in the middle be an anonymous figure, and if I get the mental strength to draw Odysseus instead, I’ll give you guys a heads up.

FROM THE DESK OF TAYLOR SWIFT Chairman, The Tortured Poets Department (2006-2024)

The good witch appreciation post after her opening for the eras tour (ignore how that was like a week ago shhh 🤫)

I fear the ttpd set might be my favourite on the tour, just about surpassing midnights <3

- Pluto at 5:38 AM this morning

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Finished book 12 of the Iliad, and the best part was definitely when Zeus sent the Trojans an omen telling them that they should retreat, and when Poulydamas points this out, Hector just tears him a new one. He literally says he doesn't give a flying fuck about these birds and if Poulydamas leaves the fight or convinces anyone else to he will stab him. That was personal. Like Hector must've had some grudge against Poulydamas previously because wtf.

It has taken me 6 weeks to read books 8 and 9 of the iliad because I procrastinated so hard

I read book 10, in school, in 20 minutes

Take from that what you will

Anyways, my history teacher was talking to us about the Treaty of Versailles and to introduce us he asked if any of us were swifties and played 'Don't blame me' by Taylor Swift.

So basically, the best lesson of my life.

When someone asks what my favourite musicals are and I have to tell them it's 2 musicals that aren't even fully written yet, set in the ancient world, and my updates about them are primarily from tiktok...

(*cough cough* ceaser the musical and epic the musical *cough cough*)

My (little to no context) reaction to the thunder saga 💛💛💛💛💛💛

Suffering

. PENELOPE OMG

. I need to calm down

. Of course he does?

. WHAT

. SIRENS????

. AAAHAJDJEJWN

. Daughter??

. They're so adorable

. Is it sirens...

. Of course, of course, hypothetically

. "Oh no" JSNSJW

. It's not sirens

. Is it?

. He's so silly

. "The things I do for you" down baddd

Different beast

. "Let's cut the charades, you are no wife of mine" tfff

. Packs??

. SIRENS!!

. OF COURSE HE'S NOT SCARED OF WATER

. God why did I think he had a daughter

. And how did they do that?? Just casually kill a bunch of sirens

. Just tell your whole life story then

. And plan?? ODYSSEUS HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING

. Damnnn okay he did NOT come to play

. Who's voicing the sirens? Heavenly voices

. Woah Odysseus

. Different beast indeed

. "Kill them all" I mean, fair enough 🤷‍♀️

Scylla

. "This is our only way home"

. Ooo the line we heard

. Eurylochous knowsss

. HE OPENED THE WIND BAGGGG

. EURYLOCHUS SORRY IS NOT ENOUGH

. "Full speed ahead"

. Odyssey respond now please, I'm getting nervous

. "Light up 6 torches" um, whyyy (I know the Odyssey and... oh god, I'm worried)

. "Hello."

. The instrumental?? Animatics are about to go crazyyy

. "ROW FOR YOUR LIVES"

. "DROWN IN YOUR SORROW AND TEARS"

. Her voice is hellish /pos

. They're the same???

. Oh my godd

Mutiny

. LUCK RUNS OUT AAA

. Eurylochus already knows

. "This is all some tricks the gods have sent"

. The snippet...

. I'm gonna cry

. Don't test me

. Sounds like a boss battle

. "IF YOU WANT ALL THE POWER YOU MUST CARRY ALL THE BLAME"

. SHITTTTT

. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 NOOOOOOO

. His teams turning against him

. What... happened

. Whatt

. Not the cows

. BRO YOU HAVE ONE JOB

. "please dont tell me your about to do what I think your going to do"

. LUCK RUNS OUT I'M CRYING DUDE

. "How much longer must I suffer now"

. THE CREW?!!?!

. Odysseus is STILL so hopeful

. J-just... JUST A MAN

. Eurylochus you IDIOT

. Friends um okay

. "FULL SPEED AHEAD"

Thunder bringer

. I'm so excited for this one ngl

. It's definitely gonna be like ruthlessness

. Instrumental goes harddd

. "Pride is a damsel in distress" that distress was sooo

. It's so funny imagining him monologuing whilst the crew are terrified (it's actually really sad)

. Oh well... we do know they'd lose

. "I wonder who'd take the weight of the damned"

. This is so epic but I kinda wanna shake ass to it

. Huh

. NOOOO

. HE CHOSE TO KILL HIS CREW, NOT ZEUSSS

. HE CHOOSES😃😀🙂🥲😢😭😭😭

. DON'T MAKE HIM DO IT

. CMON I MEAN LIKE

. I hate this

. I hate you Jay 😔 I hate you

. I just can't

. What the actual fuck is wrong with you Jay

. The worst part is Odysseus doesnt consider for a singular second that he should choose his crew

. All bangers but at what cost

. AT WHAT COST

[at Achilles's funeral] Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs* Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

the books, english and I think its pronounced Zafod?

social experiment time! reblog this & put in the tags:

what medium you first experienced hitchhiker's guide in,

what language you first experienced it in, and

if it was an audioless/text-based medium (eg books, game, graphic novels) how did you first think to pronounce Zaphod's name?