Rip Raskolnikov You Would've Loved Self Check-out Lines At The Grocery Store

Scrolling through the main tag is such emotional whiplash… you’ve got Morty with memory loss terrified and questioning everything and then the next post is horny Prime

bonding

"𝘏𝘺𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘩𝘶𝘩? 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶."

Thanks @deepseagiantsfor being my 200th follower! Thanks to my other followers as well! What should I do to celebrate?

btw TERFs dont belong in the Rick and Morty fandom. you know who you are, babes. fuck out of here. youre disgusting and you make me and all of my friends and acquaintances sick.

all of ur favs are transgender <3

I think an insult like this would just devastate rick. Like I think he would dry up like a prune, slack jawed, and then spend the rest of the episode making a literal booger fart to prove him wrong while learning something philosophical about nose picking. Idk.

**nsft under the break** - waist up nudity, implied nudity, nothing graphic/explicit

caught a little break

repost from my side blog, @metal-rick.

Summary: They gazed down at Uranium once more. The town suddenly seemed so much more inviting. They’d rather be stinging with cold than broken and bleeding. They’d rather be in their houses than trapped in the cart. They’d rather be in the cozy little town than a warehouse with a magical fortune-telling machine that apparently thought it was funny to make them die over, and over, and over again.

Constance stretched a hand towards the town, as if someone could take it and rescue her. Tears fell down her cheeks just as the group dropped.