Did Anyone Tell Ford

It may be joever, tav and wyll are dead, I dont have withers yet and for some reason shadow heart isn't speaking to laezel or astarion

get kissed idiot

You are immune to propaganda

You are immune to propaganda

You are immune to propaganda

What did the door break?

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

Chatgpt loves under the quaint stone bridge

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

I'm not sure I've ever surfed the web

Pocket full of sunshine, no gravel

Evil wife or evil husband

I love that they either love each other or are really angry co workers

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

Bad priorities