defemstrish

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They can be scary or cute depending on what the situation demands

People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this

More like shoebill dork

Being in there would fix me

automatic bread slicer

lets overthrow mama

Ferrous fan

i love rust so much awawawawa i love it its so amazing its so wawa!!!!!

awesome

Reblogging the same post as a mutual is like a bonding experience I think

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

How does a gif lag my phone it ain't being rendered in real time what

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Sketch commission for Eden

HE'LL NEVER SEE DELTARUN CHAPTERS 3-4 NOW

The Pope, famously known for owning a copy of Undertale gifted to him by Game Theory's Matpat, has passed away at the age of 88

So this is either laughter or banannaanannanaannana

Is froggy not already a human?

Without any hesitation at all

I have the honor of having someone really really cool help me translate this one because a LOT gets lost in google translate. Thank you SO so much @v1x-holo

Alt version under the cut!!

The reference

The really silly alt version I made

the pornographic distinction between the Futa (woman with penis; dominant, top) and the Femboy (effeminate man; submissive, bottom) is fascinating.

That's 65% more bullet per bullet

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

Five pebbles is that you?

Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"

The steel factory:

👑 Knight Kobold👑Or is she a Princess?

Sold :3

Basically dwarf fortress as well or rimworld

I wish that was me

Idk id say they're at least a little splorpable

so Talented…

via

In the courtroom straight up adjudicating it

Hot blooded

wizard that casts heat metal on the iron in your haemoglobin

I kind of want to know what happens there.

I bet it's good.

Macbeth as a play is very persuasive against regicide, through Macbeth being able to "sleep no more" after killing Duncan Shakespeare dissuades the audience from commiting regicide as if they do when they eepy they won't sleep no more and that's bad because the eepy sleep deep mmmd

No it's real he did that /j

Its from the Lord of the rings

RIP my beloved hamster Mathew, who was tragically corrupted by an Eldritch artifact and jumped into a volcano

This gives me a good idea for an Eldritch horrors story

You, you killed an innocent spider?! (T^T)

I am thoroughly disappointed in you (≧□≦)

What if that spider wasn't real? hm? What if I made that story up, would anything in your life change at all? If I hadn't written such a lavish tale for that spider, it'd be one of billions of spiders you know nothing about - never even thought of. Question your offense squarely on the objectivity of my offense. You think it meant nothing to me to kill that spider? Why else would I have sat down and written his tale? Your anger is fabricated by the same hands that were used to kill that spider. I willed your feelings into existence, just like I removed his existence from my bathtub.

RIP my beloved hamster Mathew, who was tragically corrupted by an Eldritch artifact and jumped into a volcano

Adding 1,000,000 bees to a sentence can drastically change its meaning observe:

He sat down on a bench.

Which becomes

He sat down on a bench and was engulfed by a swarm of 1,000,000 bees.

He is then devoured whole

I read this like the shorts were slowly shrinking whilst they were wearing them

Gentlemen, adjust your wardrobes accordingly