He Is Then Devoured Whole

Bug

I'm not sure I've ever surfed the web

Wait until you hear about calling someone

I'm very sorry that I am awful at replying to asks and messages. texting someone is the scariest thing in the entire world

Idk id say they're at least a little splorpable

so Talented…

via

I love that they either love each other or are really angry co workers

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

Breaking news! Chat gpts owner reveals that their software was in fact not AI but rather thousands of tiny goblins typing at insane speeds.

"I mean we thought you all knew that gpt stood for goblin (silent p)pwrites text" - someone probably

Milby's Maps: Last Tower of the Mage Lords

Do the goggles have the studs?

yeah I'm an airship mechanic. I got that big ass wrench and the boots that are too big, but also, and this is important, goggles I do not use correctly

it’s all dreams but where’s the barbecue at

Baba is me, me is girl

I think "identify" is a word with too much nuance for conservatives.

I AM a girl. I AM an enby. I AM pansexual. I AM a system. I AM demisexual. I AM polyamorous.

I don't "align" with these things. I dont "associate closely" with these labels - I am them. They are me. Think of it as a big equal sign in a sentence:

Me = Girl, Girl = Me

Who I am is not up for debate, ever.