It’s All Dreams But Where’s The Barbecue At

Why can my internal monologue think about how it likes itself to be quiet and yet it cannot shut up ever?

Person to corpse

Power Word: Two

Turns anything into the sequel of that thing

Gods I wish

blunt force feminization

So messed up that I cant live my life as the village alchemist, all these bad guys just keep kidnapping me to get the herhoes attention

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

A horse was about to walk into a bar but realized this town has a bad tract record of bartender face to body size ratio discrimination and thought better of it

The cake batter will run with the water of my enemies

Ignore any adage that uses an example, got it

honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

Good thing you told me wouldn't want my friend to miss out

hi i've seen this popup before. u click the left option or the middle option also works. it'll be great

Without any hesitation at all

I have the honor of having someone really really cool help me translate this one because a LOT gets lost in google translate. Thank you SO so much @v1x-holo

Alt version under the cut!!

The reference

The really silly alt version I made