Person To Corpse

I would give so much to see those deleted replies

This website is so so so good

gay sketch comm !

Want my little ring of mushrooms

I'm full of so much joy right now and there's nothing I could post without sounding like woodland pixie dancing on a toadstool. playing a viola or some shit. we're talking whimsidaisical, I know cringe is dead but this could revive it. I'm frighteningly close to talking like a leprechaun. instead I'm just going to be happy without posting about it. I'm doing this for your own safety

I don't know who he is either

I'm sorry british people. we do not know who robbie williams is, and the one song u keep showing us to prove to us how cool he is, is really, really lame.

How many sniffs does it take to get to the center of the apple?

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

Mhmm the sentient dog, that is to say my dog with the intelligence level of a dog

A pumpkin is basically a mammal to me

I swear I won't see the Eldritch horrors, not anymore

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

*Checks my notifications*

-Duolingo

-Battery damage alert

-Duolingo

-Duolingo

-Image that's supposedly been downloading for the past 2 days

-Your phone just got more helpful

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