Wait until you hear about calling someone
I'm very sorry that I am awful at replying to asks and messages. texting someone is the scariest thing in the entire world
✋🗿he's raising his hand
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
Playing computer games when your not supposed to actually feels great though
is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do
Blue
NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system
Oh and of course us
Honourable mention
I'm not sure I've ever surfed the web
I don't think live birth is a part of most rpg games
A setting where no eggs exist, as all animals, even the birds, give birth to live young.
reverse pokemon world
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This is a dumb take do you know how vast history is as a subject? You could spend your life studying it and still not get every joke
My high school history teacher’s wisest advice was that you have to pay attention in history class so that you will understand jokes. And I think of him with righteous fury every time I see people on tumblr thoughtfully trying to explain a joke that requires the audience to have paid attention in history class. Don’t indulge them! Gatekeep the good jokes!